Life Or Death Situation

TheSonOfBattles

Meself and Sheep had a discussion about this months ago, and been meaning to pose this question since then. So here goes:

If you lost your penis, be it by accident, disease or ex out for revenge would you be able to live your life or would you instantly say so long to the world?

Personally I'd chose option 2, and probably end it after a few years, or else try and find some way of getting cryogenically frozen till I could be made whole again.

I'd get on with my life actually.

If you think you need women to live then you don't need to live anyway....

phaxx

A little of the second, but I'm sure it would turn into the third after a while. It's a nice toy, but it's not everything.

I suppose one could always go and get a sex change. I've always been jealous of girls having all the fun body parts, s'not fair.

/me sulks

Gordon

Today, hypothetical issues concerning ones sexual organs go to the Afterhours board.

hedgetrimmer

I'd have no problem continuing my existance quite happily. My entire world, unlike some evidently, does not, as it happens, revolve arounf my penís of the need to have séx

catspring

what a strange poll/thread!!!

glad i'm not faced with such a problem....

actually, is it better to have had a penis and lost it??....
........or to spend your life never having had one???!!!!! :eek:

smiaras

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Big Chief

i would go into priesthood, atleast then some alterboys would be a bit safer

joseph brand

Maybe if ye lost your first mate, ye would have to find another to fill gap in your hand when in bed or at bus stop.

You could turn to your friends, get a good grope when they sleeping.

The thoughts[*shudder shudder*]

"torment me no longer for I have been sworn to chastity"
. . . ." you must spank her, and when you're done, . . spank me, [voices of other mynx's, "spank me spank me spank me"].

"Well I could stay a BIT longer".

woosaysdan

how would you piss?

rocco

I would become a women and be a lezbian

MojoMaker

Originally posted by TheSonOfBattles
If you lost your penis, be it by accident, disease or ex out for revenge would you be able to live your life or would you instantly say so long to the world?

Personally I'd chose option 2, and probably end it after a few years.

Option 2 refers to instantly saying 'so long' to the world, so why would you wait a few years?

woosaysdan

Originally posted by rocco
I would become a women and be a lezbian

i like the way your thinking

Correct me if I'm wrong, but do you not need your penis in order to get an orgasm?

In a sex change they replace the tissue in your new vagina with the tissue from your dick (afaik), so a sex change wouldn't really be much fun...

smiaras

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Panda

Yes, i would definatly have to say good luck to ye....

No boring suicide crap though, but i would become suicidal in my life choice....

change my career to stunt double for Johnny Knoxville or somethin.....

Töpher

Originally posted by smiaras
Yeah apparently that's the reason for chicks with dicks. They'll keep their member due to that fact if they don't they can't get their rocks off.

I like the apparently

Caesar_Bojangle

Originally posted by woosaysdan
how would you piss?

I saw a film sort of similar to this, it had Mulder from the x-files in it I think. The eunuch had a Craig David type piss bag connected up to the void.

AL][EN

I tend to agree with utility_ really.

I'm sure you'd miss it after all and there's that whole sitting down to pee thing but hey its not the be all and end all of everything,