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Two fish

  • 27-11-2003 8:17pm
    #1
    Nolimits
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭


    Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean,
    two prawns were swimming
    around in the sea - one called Justin and the other
    called Christian.

    The prawns were constantly being harassed and
    threatened by sharks that
    patrolled the area.

    Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored
    and frustrated at being
    a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have
    any worries about being
    eaten..."

    As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a
    predator, a mysterious cod
    appears and says, "Your wish is granted", and lo and
    behold, Justin turned
    into a shark.

    Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid
    of being eaten by his old
    mate.

    Time went on (as it invariably does...) and Justin
    found himself becoming
    bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates
    simply swam away whenever he
    came close to them.

    Justin didn't realise that his new menacing
    appearance was the cause of
    His sad plight.

    While out swimming alone one day he sees the
    mysterious cod again and can't
    believe his luck.

    Justin figured that the fish could change him back
    into a prawn. He begs the
    cod to change him back so, lo and behold, he is
    turned back into a prawn.

    With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin
    swam back to his friends
    and bought them all a cocktail. The punch line does
    not involve A prawn
    cocktail - it's much
    worse).

    Looking around the gathering at the reef, he
    searched for his old pal.
    "Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home,
    distraught that his best
    friend changed sides to the enemy and became a
    shark", came the reply.

    Eager to put things right again and end the mutual
    pain and torture, he set
    off to Christian's house.

    As he opened the coral gate the memories came
    flooding back.

    He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin,
    your old friend, come
    out and see me again."

    Christian replied "No way man, you'll eat me. You're
    a shark, the enemy
    And I'll not be tricked."

    Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me.
    I've changed."
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    "I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again Christian".


Comments

  • #2
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Die pls


  • #3
    quank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    not the best of jokes i must say, AND its been posted like a week ago


    SEARCH BEFORE POST PLAYAZ LOVE


  • #4
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,567 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    swimming along - one bangs his head against a wall - Damn !


  • #5
    Peace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,758 ✭✭✭Peace


    Very very bad....:confused:


  • #6
    Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 579 ✭✭✭Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe


    next time you post a joke punch your self in the head first....

    just for everyone that reads it...

    lol joke m8. actually i cudnt stop laughing once i re-read it and got the punch line...:D :D:D


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  • #7
    AL][EN
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    yea was posted a wk or two ago

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=124508

    great joke tho love the cheesy one's!! i have another one thats even WORSE than this one but i reckon i'll get killed if i post it!! its really really cheesy!! :D


  • #8
    gobby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭gobby


    naahhh... i didnt like it.


  • #9
    The_Goose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,441 ✭✭✭The_Goose


    *yawn*


  • #10
    Agent7249
    Closed Accounts Posts: 345 ✭✭Agent7249


    Originally posted by AL][EN
    i have another one thats even WORSE than this one but i reckon i'll get killed if i post it!! its really really cheesy!! :D

    I found this funny :D , as for the other "Joke", I didnt get it, nor wanna try :mad:


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