michael jackson jokes

angelofdeath

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and
a bin liner? Nothing!
they're both black, plastic and dangerous to
kids!!


What's the difference between Michael Jackson and
Santa? Nothing, they both
leave children's bedrooms with empty sacks!


What do Michael Jackson and your mum and dad have
in common? They both know
how to rear a child.


What does Michael have in common with NASA?
It's been 25 years since his first moon landing.


Did you hear that Michael Jackson was taken to
the Emergency Room? He was
choking on a small bone!


What's soft and brown and sometimes found in a
nappy?
Michael Jackson's hand!

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
Oi get out of my sun!


Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of the Boy
Scouts?
He was up to two packs a day.


What do Michael Jackson and Rum have in common?
They both come in small tots.


How do we know Michael is guilty?
Several children have fingered him.


What makes Michael Jackson so unique?
It's the little boy inside him.

Why did Michael Jackson Check into the Betty Ford
clinic?
To get over his 11 year old crack habit.


What's the difference between Michael Jackson and
acne?
Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about
fifteen.


What's the difference between Michael Jackson and
Casper?
One is pale and scares kids and the other is a
friendly ghost.


What's the difference between Michael Jackson and
greyhound racing? The
greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson
and the PLO?
The PLO pulled out of Jordan.

Why's Michael cutting down on public appearances?
He wants to spend more time with the kids.

Why did Pepsi sign up Michael Jackson for their
ads?
Because he likes the taste of a new generation.

tba

oh dear...

projectmayhem

that's hilarious...

APM

lol class
too true


[i know im about 2 get slated now]

miju

effing great jokes must say

The_Goose

ha??

sionnach

roflmao some gr8 ones there

Jabbathegut

HAHAHAHA!

Lets see if these ones end up in the recycle bin!

Shaque attack

lol:D class

iggy

ha ha ha ha lol
oh so true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ChumpStain

An oldie but a classic

Why does Michael Jackson put Dairylea on his bed?
Because kids will do anything for Dairylea.

Raphael

Great, except its extrordanaribly bad taste atm, as they're trying to take the mans kids away. but anyone with strong objectians should be warned off by the title

/me covers own ass after 9/11 pic thread

TheWolf

After Lisa-Marie gave birth, Michael asked the doctor how long until they could have sex. The doctor told him




























































































"Well, I'd wait until he is at least 8."

(im sorry)

cujimmy

Whats M Jackson and mcdonalds got in common?

They both stick old meat in fresh buns

secret_squirrel

How can MJ tell when its bed time?

...when the big hand touches the little hand.

Pugsley

hehehe great list, some superb ones.
And the wolf.... thats horrid.

kmart6

Not great joke for reading has to be told to ya.


Police were searching Micheal Jackson's house.

They found Vitamin A in his kitchen.

They found Vitamin B in his living-room.

Then they found class 5C in his bedroom.



Rest of jokes were pure class.

The Wolf,you da man

quank

Originally posted by angelofdeath
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and
Casper?
One is pale and scares kids and the other is a
friendly ghost.

LOL, best one!

MrNuked

what does mj have after dinner?

Under eights

Cake Fiend

Bad bad nasty jokes, but I love 'em.

Anyone offended by them can fuck right off as far as I'm concerned, it was blatantly obvious from the title what was going to be told.

eth0_

Originally posted by TheWolf
After Lisa-Marie gave birth, Michael asked the doctor how long until they could have sex. The doctor told him

This joke might have worked had Lisa Marie Presley actually borne children for Jacko.

angelofdeath

Originally posted by MrNuked
what does mj have after dinner?

Under eights

roflmao!! definitly the pick of the bunch:)

Peace

Why did MJ ring BoyztoMen....

He thought it was a delivery service ( boom boom!!!)

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe

am i the only person who likes the guy?

i think its wrong of the world to accuse him of so much... the poor guy must be going through a miserable life... i reckon he is regretting ever singing.....

AL][EN

There's a couple of great one's in there lol.

most are pretty sick but hey so's the man behind the jokes!!

i wonder if this thread will get binned?

DEG viper

rofl

Diddy Kong

funny stuff