Circle Jerk

Riamfada

Hi , just wondering. Whats a Circle Jerk? I know a guy whos a bit of a jerk?

Tellox

that thread in PI is causing much speculation.

I remember reading about it on that grim rita thing on faceparty, apparently a bunch of guys get in a circle around eachother,and...well,you can see where it goes from there. What I read on grim rita was that they all do it over a cracker,and last one to... create super fun happytime produce, has to eat the cracker.

note that I know this because of the internet.

tman

over a cracker???
ewwww

jonhate

isn't that soggy biscuit??????:eek:

ixoy

It's assumedly a myth and/or a gay youth fantasy.

Lafortezza

Originally posted by jonhate
isn't that soggy biscuit??????:eek:

I heard that the soggy biscuit game started (in ireland anyway) in boarding schools, especially in the rugby boarders rooms,

everyone kneels down in a circle with a digestive or hobnob biscuit in the middle of the circle, then everyone starts whacking off, aim is to shoot the load over the biccie as fast as possible,
the last person left who hasn't shot their load has to eat the 'soggy biscuit'

hedgetrimmer

lafortezza is right about soggy biscuit.

A circle jerk is as Tellox said, but doesn't have to include a cracker. It's quite common in the States, apparently, usually amongst straight men of college age. Usually while watching pr0n or somesuch, and then it can become a regular thing - like organised and everything.

If you ask me, it;s a load of wánk!

Lafortezza

Originally posted by hedgetrimmer

If you ask me, it;s a load of wánk!

lol,
I wonder what time Monty usually logs on, can't see this thread lasting much longer

azezil

Originally posted by ixoy
It's assumedly a myth and/or a gay youth fantasy.

gay youth fantasy, gawd you're some twat :rolleyes:

embee

LMAO

Hahahahaha boys do this together?

American young fellas in college..... theyre in college full of nubile young women and they have collective jerk offs?

lmfao

Nevyn

it's only gay if they all reach out and jerk off the person to the left of them

lena

The thing is not to tell potential girlfriends about it.
That way you are less likely to be a virgin at 20.

The imagery of a group of guys all at it in a circle, shudder

It just leaves a lot to be desired.

In retro, men would probably find the idea of a group of women 'at it' in a circle quite attractive.

Life on mars.

ykt0di9url7bc3

eh no....

so very wrong!

lena

Originally posted by SearrarD
eh no....

so very wrong!

I'm don't doubt there are exceptions. Gay men, for example.

azezil

why was this thread not locked....

yossarin

because we're all stil thinking of "of a group of women 'at it' in a circle"

..sigh..

embee

Originally posted by azezil
why was this thread not locked....

Theres no justice in this world, thats why.
I dont see why you can talk about group masturbation but you cant solicit women for sex..........

ixoy

Originally posted by azezil
gay youth fantasy, gawd you're some twat :rolleyes:

Eh no. That comes from having talked to some fellas who said as such over the years. So you know, I'm basing it on that Sean, not anything else. Also? Drunk when writing it...

azezil

Originally posted by embee
Theres no justice in this world, thats why.
I dont see why you can talk about group masturbation but you cant solicit women for sex..........

solicit! i was offering the women of boards an opertunity of a life-time!

well fine then ixoy WHAT EVER!

embee

Opportunity of a lifetime?

Then boo hiss to the tormentors who deleted your thread Az!!!

Down with that sort of thing.

whosurpaddy

aye aye

SheroN

wenk wenk wenk

cournioni

Lets just say its slightly related to my nickname .

hedgetrimmer

Maybe we could try one as a boards.ie activity.

<Pause for effect>

<further pause as people think of boards members fapping>

I, of course, will not be able to attend as at the moment I am in Belgium:D

LoneGunM@n

What I want to know is, how the hell did some1 just think I know, I'll ask a load of my friends if the all want to kneel in a circle, jack off onto a cracker & whoever is the last to blow the load has the delightful job of chowing down

patch

This is, by far, the most disgusting thread I've seen on boards.

Has anybody else heard about rugby players knocking back pints of piss in some weird coming of age crap?

Same setup here with the crackers I'd imagine.