How old do you think old is?

C B

i think the word they were looking for was older rather than old
o.k kiddo

Catch_22

its kinda relitave to what age you are your self, some kid is probably gonna think your old, just as you may consider somone of 35 old, but i dont think you will consider yourself old when you are 35 ..

c22

Cake Fiend

How long is a piece of string?

A few years ago I'd have thought 20 was old, but now I realize most of my friends and work colleagues are 20 or older. I'm damn sure I won't feel old when I hit the next decade...

Panda

Old is a state of mind. (oooh the philosophy of it all )

Lord Khan

here is the maths equation to find out what old is.

let
X = old
y = your age
z = size of your shoe
W = Average speed of an unladdened Europen swallow flying south

X= ((W/2*y) + Z) * 2)

Hobbes

Originally posted by Doc:
Im 20 and was told today i'm "old"

I don't think so.

Person saying it was 18

man you are OLD!

Doc

618!

by my math

Lord Khan

and is 618 old? I think we can all say yes to that there fore the formula works :-)

C B

how dare you say i'm old. i'm 620 and i can still wipe my own **** . this is just ageism.

when i was a lad people had more respect for their elders.

sheesh!!

Panda

620?!?
Ye young ruffians, im so old that when i was a lad there was no elders!

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Buggerit, Millenium hand and shrimmp......?

Doc

Its good to see so many people in there 100's taking part in discussions on the internet

Dustaz

G'wan de silver surfers

Kastro

shouldnt all the old ppl (over 600) goto the old ppls section, where us young ruffians dont have to hear you complaining about how you use the tv with all the buttons! lol

Manach

TVs...?
Sure in my day we all would gather round a cardboard box sipping our hot water. Young people these days.

Kastro

well i would have to live in a cardboard box,
i got up halfan hour before i wont to sleep, cleen the box in and out, then fall in to my grave????? pointless!!
>> http://www.fungrams.com/network/badsanta.html

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Doc

Im 20 and was told today i'm "old"

I don't think so.

Person saying it was 18

Lump

Lads, your as old as you feel you are. In my opinion around 80 is old, but then what do I know. My uncle is 70 and looks like he is 40-80 so like old is in the eye of the beholder or something ****e like that.

John

LordKhan

Old is that time just before you die

C B

I'm not sure that casper the friendly ghost would agree Khan

Lord Khan

Originally posted by C B:
I'm not sure that casper the friendly ghost would agree Khan

Now this is the point in your life where we have to tell you the difference between C-A-R-T-O-O-N-S and R-E-A-L-I-T-Y

Bard

My grandfather,... Doc's too, incidentally ( ) is in his late 70's and must be one of the fittest, healthiest, most active and happy people I know.

Oldness is a state of mind.

Of course, it can also be a state of decay... but that's pushing it...!

As for..:

Old is that time just before you die

... true... if you live a long enough life and don't die when you're , say , 15... which I believe was C B's point. My ex-girlfriend, who died before she was 18, certainly wasn't old.

Oldness is a state of mind.

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Doc

I think when you need to be helped go to the toilet "YOU ARE OLD". (not counting disabled people I might (and have in fact) add)