Pee in the shower

Kold

I pee in the shower... dont see anything wrong with it, it's cleaner than the toilets and saves time... Howbout you?


If you're one of those people who says "EEEEEEWWWWW" Just tell me why. I can assure you i'm obsessive about hygeine and it all goes down the drain

quank

heehee "I pee in the shower"
you're so direct, lawl

btw, me 2:)
but peeing in the bath is knacker....
anywho
I PEE IN THE SHOWER, AND I'M DAMN PROUD OF IT!:D

Puck

Originally posted by Kold
... and saves time.

The day I haven't got the time to take a propper piss in the toilet is the day I quit my job, sell everything and go live in the wilderness somewhere.

Toilet for me. Piss in your own shower if you want though, it's your shower.

elexes

right ....

Liam/kold ur not all there are ya

Kold

On the contrary ian... i think im more 'there' than most

PHB

Wouldnt you be standing in a pool of your own piss, if only for the briefest moment?

Tellox

the thought of my piss running down my leg isnt the most pleasant in the world, even if it is being washed straight off me.

To sum up, no, I dont piss in the shower.

elexes

ur a weird cork wana b london boy ...

very weird but everyone to there own .

go forth . and as long as its not in my shower do what u must

Kold

You gotta pee in FRONT of you...

quank

ye need aim and skill and years of perfection and dedication..... i can do it closing my eyes, in the dark, upside down, hands behind my back....

weemcd

aim it down the plug hole and thers no problem, no big deal. i do it

Mossy Monk

does no harm at all. aim for the plug hole as suggested by weemcd, great target practice

Caesar_Bojangle

I've only pissed in the shower once, and moments after I did it I dropped to soap onto the spot where the piss just was. That incident thought me never to piss in the shower, its bad karma.

kano476

i once went for a poo in the bath onecde. i was 5 tho. it mnakes sencse. i dont pee in shower tho it disgusts me to the extent that i cant com[rehend it at all.

Silvera

Well said Caesar.
Everybody (who is honest) has p**d in the shower at least once.........however ONCE is enough !!!!

To do so on an ongoing basis is just plain bad manners.
I would not like to use a shower after somebody else who did it ..... and I would not do likewise. (Do onto others as you would like done onto you).

To continually p** in the shower is childish immature behaviour.

anthonymcg

Originally posted by Silvera
Well said Caesar.
Everybody (who is honest) has p**d in the shower at least once........

Coming up next on Sweeping Generalisations........

Gordon

I don't see anything wrong with it unless the water isn't running of course.

Pee is sterile the moment it leaves your body.

Makaveli

Originally posted by Tellox
the thought of my piss running down my leg isnt the most pleasant in the world, even if it is being washed straight off me.

To sum up, no, I dont piss in the shower.

Do you still use a potty to go to the toilet or have you learned how to pee standing up?

Sangre

Originally posted by Gordon
I don't see anything wrong with it unless the water isn't running of course.

Pee is sterile the moment it leaves your body.

The Pee is cleaner then the water you're using to wash yourself...

The ironing is delicious.

theciscokid

its hard not too.. just like when u pour water over someones feet when they're sleep.. they piss the bed,

its just one of those things!

cujimmy

Wouldnt you be standing in a pool of your own piss, if only for the briefest moment

Yup and believe it or not its the best treatment for athletes foot

elexes

Originally posted by cujimmy
Yup and believe it or not its the best treatment for athletes foot

ill stick with my synical ways

embee

Hope you didnt pee in the shower in my house, Kold.

Else - there shall be trouble!!!

Señor Juárez

Originally posted by elexes
ill stick with my synical ways

cynical even?

Billy Turdhed

You have a disgusting habit my friend...If I wanted a pee in my shower at least I would have the decency to arc it towards the pan.
All you have to do then is give the floor a quick wipe of the facecloth and you are suckin diesel

either that or glue a few bog roll cores together and fashion a funnell

Get a life man

Billy Turdhed

Stark

I want to pee in the shower right now but this net cafe only as a toilet.
I'm bursting


Having the option to pee in the shower is the business when you wake up with an annoying erection that just won't go down till you pee.

Stark

The ironing is delicious.

Really? it all tastes like polyester to me

Kold

Disgusting how??? its not as if i eat off the shower floor. Anyway public toilets r far more disgusting as there's piss all over the floor and theres no drain

Billy Turdhed

Soldiers in ww1 got a condition known as "Perkins Nail" called after Pte Stanley Perkins who stood guard for 48 hours and had to piss in the fatigues as he couldnt leave his post..After several tours of guard duty,the offending matter penetrated his boots and made his toenails all brittle like chalk....SOOO ..K .... take off those bovvers and check those tootsie covers!

Spread out an old newspaper ..broadsheet ...to catch the flakes

Dont say we didn't tellya


WOT:eek:

carbonkid

both my flatmates are regularly on boards so im scared to say:(

gobby

nothing wrong with pissing in the shower. its gone before you know it and well, your already in the shower getting cleaned up an all. whats the problem?

The_Bullman

Originally posted by carbonkid
both my flatmates are regularly on boards so im scared to say:(

In other words, you do pee in the shower...

You'd hardly be embarassed to say if you didn't, would you?

Stark

Either that or they think he's a pussy for not peeing in the shower

byte

Originally posted by Billy Turdhed
You have a disgusting habit my friend...If I wanted a pee in my shower at least I would have the decency to arc it towards the pan.
All you have to do then is give the floor a quick wipe of the facecloth and you are suckin diesel

either that or glue a few bog roll cores together and fashion a funnell

ROFL!

I never had the urge to pee in the shower, I'd usually use the toilet beforehand

BioHazRd

Originally posted by Billy Turdhed
You have a disgusting habit my friend...If I wanted a pee in my shower at least I would have the decency to arc it towards the pan.
All you have to do then is give the floor a quick wipe of the facecloth and you are suckin diesel

either that or glue a few bog roll cores together and fashion a funnell

Get a life man

Billy Turdhed

And wiping your pee off the floor with a facecloth is not disgusting ???

Bio

Billy Turdhed

Ok OK ..just call in the cat... whisk him over the lino and out the door...problem solved.



Bill T

Señor Juárez

why not just use the bog. it hardly takes a long time.

carbonkid

Originally posted by The_Bullman
In other words, you do pee in the shower...

You'd hardly be embarassed to say if you didn't, would you?

fine i pee in the shower but only cause its so cold in the bathroom first thing in the morning!

seamus

Originally posted by Tellox
the thought of my piss running down my leg isnt the most pleasant in the world, even if it is being washed straight off me.

To sum up, no, I dont piss in the shower.

To anyone who's worried about it touching your feet for those few milliseconds,
*NEWSFLASH* You carry the stuff *inside* of you, 24 hours a day. If it doesn't do any damage inside of you, it's sure as hell not gonna do anything untoward to your skin.

Horsefumbler

I did it for about a year. It got to the stage where as soon as i got into the shower I'd get the urge to piss. But I just didn't want to do it anymore more. I think it was the smell that annoyed me.

joseph brand

When I was in the States, my friend had athletes foot, and best solution, was to piss on his feet in shower.

You cannot compare effects of wee in ur pants for 48 hours to few milliseconds under rushing hot soapy water, honestly.

Its like a feeling of freedom in an otherwise restrained world full of bores and dry b**tards such as those who said they disgusted, I hope none of these people call themselves men!!!


I don't do it regularly, but, still, not afraid of it!

Nothing about it is unhygienic.

Stark

Originally posted by seamus
To anyone who's worried about it touching your feet for those few milliseconds,
*NEWSFLASH* You carry the stuff *inside* of you, 24 hours a day. If it doesn't do any damage inside of you, it's sure as hell not gonna do anything untoward to your skin.

Besides, it's mostly urea and salts which is contained in sweat anyway, and is supposed to be good for your skin. (they put it in oil of olay).

woosaysdan

theres two types of people that piss in the shower the one's that do piss and the one's that lie

Kold

Wow, i know what you're talking about with the whole liberation thing...

Victor

Originally posted by Gordon
Pee is sterile the moment it leaves your body.

So why don't you sue it to wash your socks?

Originally posted by cujimmy
Yup and believe it or not its the best treatment for athletes foot

A cure, but not the best cure, potentially it can give you other infections.

Sangre

It stains and smells.

Gee whiz Victor, use your head.

Victor

Originally posted by Sangre
Gee whiz

nice use of words ....

Sangre

Yeah....I so meant that

quank

jeez, who is actually THAT bad at aiming down the drain, seriously, ur all terrible penis-beholders..... you have had (most likely:rolleyes: ) ur ding-dong for ur whole life, and over these years, perfected aiming, i know i am pr0:ninja:

ColinM

Originally posted by BioHazRd
And wiping your pee off the floor with a facecloth is not disgusting ???

Incroyable comme le Hulk, Rodney, Incroyable.

Oh sh1t! - I've left the irony on.

Gordon

One would not want to sterilize stuff with urine because although it is completely sterile - it does contain stuff. The stuff that it contains are enjoyable to microbes and little things that get goodness from the stuff.

Therefore it may be sterile when it leaves the body - it quickly becomes tainted after leaving the body. Hence the really bad smell of old urine - this is the produce of microbes and things after they have had their wicked way with pee.

Therefore - pee = sterile but not for long.