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  • 14-11-2003 5:20pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,513 ✭✭✭


    groan!

    Paul McCartney is doing his Christmas shopping one day & He decides to buy Heather a new artificial leg. He wraps it up, takes it home and hides it in the wardrobe.

    However, Heather is doing the housework a couple of days later, and she finds it. So she phones up Paul, and says, "That's really nice of you, but I hope it's not my MAIN Christmas present is it?"

    Paul says, "No honey , it's just a stocking filler


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Im wondering if it would improve with a better delivery


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,581 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other ?
    Eileen


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    that was good :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,335 ✭✭✭Cake Fiend


    What do you call a woman with an artificial leg?
    Peg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Cool, I always know the jokes will make me laugh when there's an apology in the thread title!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 975 ✭✭✭j0e9o


    rather sick but still quite funny


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,146 ✭✭✭SoundWave


    Originally posted by Capt'n Midnight
    What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other ?
    Eileen
    What do you call her after the operation?
    Noleen


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    indeed groan....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    sigh:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭joseph brand


    What do you call a skinny woman with no legs???





    Lean.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    ooooo my head is spinning :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,581 ✭✭✭uberwolf


    did you hear Paul McCartney bought heather a plane for christmas?

    And a razor for the other leg...


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