sports expert

iggy · 08-11-2003 6:25pm #1

Mayo nacker walks into a Sports Shop
"Howya boss, any jobs goin' boss, lovely day boss"

Shop Owner says
"Listen, don't call me boss, don't call anyone boss, they will know
you're a nacker - go home, clean yourself up and come back to me"

Mayo nacker goes home, gets a haircut and a suit, has a shower and comes
back to the shop
"Good afternoon sir, I was wondering would there be any vacancies in
your shop at the moment?"

Shop owner
"As it happens I do, you look very familiar"

Mayo nacker
"I was in last week sir, you told me to come back"

Shop owner
"God you look great! Well done. Let's do a trial run, the next customer
in I will serve them and show you how it's done, then you can have a go
and we'll see how you get on"

Customer walks in
"Hi, I was looking for a tennis racket"

Shop owner
"Is that for grass or hard surface? There is a big difference in the
type of racket you need"

Customer
"I didn't know that, thanks a million, it's for a grass court"

Shop owner
"OK then sir, over there on the high shelf are all the grass court
rackets, have a look and help yourself"

Customer chooses the one he likes, pays for it, thanks the shop owner and
leaves the shop.

Shop owner
"Now you see how it's done, here comes another customer, have a go"

Mayo nacker
"Good afternoon sir, how are you today? Welcome to our shop and how can
I help?"

Customer
"Good afternoon to you too, I am looking for a baseball bat"

Mayo nacker
"No problem sir, we have a large supply. Would that be for a funeral or
a wedding?"