SINGLE ? What a classic

greg_f

A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following items:

1 Bar of Soap
1 Toothbrush
1 Tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 plum
1 grapefruit
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 cabbage
1 baking potato
1 kraft single
1 samosa
1 vegetable pakora
1 muesli bar
1 pie
1 frozen pizza
1 single frozen dinner




The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder. He is
Carrying a basket with a six pack of stella, a pizza and some Wagon
Wheels.

As she turns he smiles at her and says, "Single, eh?"

The girl smiles sheepishly and replies "How did you guess?"

He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says "Because you're
minging"



:ninja:

SpankyFart

lol

harsh but fair

SoundWave

v good

Lawdie

Thats been doin the rounds as a text message, very good

Sarky

Man, that's old.

I'm not berating it, indeed thank you for reminding me of it.:)

Good stuff.

Mossy Monk

LOL

Tyrrial

if it accualy happened i wouldn't be happy but because it's happening to fake people in a fake world it's funny.;)

Kold

Oh im so doing that

Kraken

id advise u to duck after saying it. if you dontu will have aredface

greg_f

or be a v fast runner

Kold

Lads, ill let one of you film me doing it and we can make an avi

tman

lmao, ****ing classic:D
just sent that on to a load of people