Italian conversation

hussey · 25-09-2003 2:08pm #1

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage
in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them
at first, but her attention is galvanised when she hears one of the men say
the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and
pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady
indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in public
places about our sex lives.... "Hey, coola down lady," said the man.

"Who talkin' about a sexa?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!!