Battle of the Sexes

ImpactPlayer

Forgetting what sex you are now, If you could choose to be male or female which would you choose and why???

andrew163

Female, because its alot easier for a girl to get a guy, then for a guy to get a girl imo. :rolleyes:

DEmeant0r

A guy still, I don't want to have to deal with the monthly pain that is the menstruation period, and the pain of giving birth, phew!

Pepe LeFrits

I'll go for option number three please bob

Lump

Male..... for the whole non-period reason and child birth ouch!



John

Amz

Male,
no fear of pregnancy
no menstruation
and I could go around in a bad mood and not have "time of the month?" shouted at me.

Karl Hungus

You know, I think I'll opt for Female.

Why you ask?
Lesbian secks.

How utterly obvious of me...

Also, the plus there being I wouldn't have to worry about getting pregnant in a lesbian relationship. Oh my...

elexes

female for 7 days then male for the rest of my life . bing male we do have it easy imo

and i think the 7 days would go like this
day 1 go solo for teh entire day whilst learning exactly how godly multipul orgasims r
day 2 eat loads of choclate just so i can get to taist it the way my female friends get it
day 3 lesbian sex
day 4 laugh at guy trying to pick me up then go back home with him
day 5 go see chick flick and find out if its anybetter for a girl
day 6 lesbian sex
day 7 more choclate

jesus_thats_gre

Defo a bloke, us men have it way too easy compared to girlies...

You know some girles even get all dressed up to go for dump.. FACT... I wouldnt be able to to that, when I gotta go I gotta go like.

oneweb

I would choose to be a bloke. A blokier bloke.

Pigman II

With the double standards women get to enjoy in modern society you'd have to be mad not to want to be in their camp.

Yes indeed, If I was a woman I could definetly have my pie and eat it.

patch

Originally posted by Pigman II

Yes indeed, If I was a woman I could definetly have my pie and eat it.

You'd have to get yourself VERY fit and flexible for that lark!!

doctor evil

I would choose to be a man, why so I can make miminum(spelling:( ) effort on my appearance . And no bloody periods .I dont think its any easier for a girl to get a guy than for a guy to get a girl.

simu

A woman, less pressure to conform to stereotypes

Unless, of course, i was living in an society governed by fundamentalists!

K2

A guy,,, its so much easier, you can go days without washing, fart as loud as you like, no pain every mth and as for having babies!! Forget it. You can scratch yourself where ever when ever you want, eat and drink what ever the fcuk you want. You are not expected to remember birthdays, anniversaries or to be able to speel correctly:D

You can be a slob 90% of the time and all you have to do to redeem yourself is have a good wash, shave and put on a 3 piece suit!

Women don't seem able to leave the house without lipstick on for christ sakes, and do you know how much time they spend on their hair...god dammit, I look in the mirror once a week and am surprised to see I still have hair!

Karl Hungus

Originally posted by elexes
female for 7 days then male for the rest of my life . bing male we do have it easy imo

Now that my man, is a plan worthy of Stalin!!!

I think my 7 days would go a little like this:

1 - Chocolate
2 - Lesbians
3 - Chocolate Lesbians
4 - Lesbian Chocolate
5 - Shouting 'Rape' an innoportune moments throughout the day.
6 - Spending the entire day fitting on clothes, shoes and boots that I've no intention of ever purchasing.
7 - Chocolate, lesbians, clothes, shoes, rape, wondering if I look fat in this, getting bent ****ing drunk from every bloke buying me drinks, lesbians, and seeing just how much I can fit in my new organ, all before waking up in some rich bloke's apartment the next day who's life has just been destroyed when he's thought he just slept with another bloke. BAM!

Barry Aldwell

Originally posted by ImpactPlayer
Forgetting what sex you are now

I have problems remembering anyway.

/me looks down

Oh, right.

Anyway, I'd probably be a man. Because a loner nerd man is ever so slightly less sad than a loner nerd woman.