thought for the day

woosaysdan · 16-09-2003 8:10am #1

when i was a child i always asked god for a bike but i never got one!!! then i realised that isn't how he works so i stole one and asked for forgiveness:)

Paddy20 · 16-09-2003 8:49am

Thought for the Day?..

God helps those who help themselves*!.

P.;)

K2 · 16-09-2003 9:24am

PC PLOD SAYS

GOD HELP THOSE WHO HELP THEMSELVES!

Sarky · 16-09-2003 3:48pm

Learn to tell when the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train.

Sposs · 16-09-2003 3:52pm

Thought for the Day?..

Don't eat yellow snow.

koneko · 16-09-2003 3:58pm

Thought for the day

Life at work is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs
at different levels.

Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.

The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.

The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but a*&holes.

Also
The asterisk is used as a reference to a footnote....

cournioni · 17-09-2003 9:52am

My thought of the day:

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Paddy20 · 17-09-2003 9:58am

Thought for the Day?..

Hell, I wish I had not got out of bed!.

Okie · 17-09-2003 11:00am

"It's not that I'm afraid of the pace of life, it's the sudden stop at the end I'm worried about!"

Sposs · 17-09-2003 11:03am

"Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth"

Jaden · 17-09-2003 1:28pm

"Give Instruction to a wise man, and he will be yet wiser."
Proverbs 9:9

The Sweeper · 17-09-2003 2:41pm

Thought for the day:

There is more money spent on breast implants and viagra than on Alzheimers research.

So by the year 2030 the world will be full of pensioners with pert boobs and huge erections and no recollection of what they're supposed to do with them.

shinobi · 18-09-2003 2:41am

We're born to die......so die happy. :cool:

tman · 18-09-2003 3:01am

a wasted weekend is never a weekend wasted...

/me cringes at the cheeziness.

i can't seem to stop thinking of badgers at the mo

EL_Diablo · 18-09-2003 7:52am

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.

Paddy20 · 18-09-2003 9:01am

Why do most women. Outlive their male partners?..

Havelock · 18-09-2003 9:32am

Because most women kill and devour their partners.

Thought for the day:
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TacT · 18-09-2003 10:59am

If you haven't loved, you have yet to live

Okie · 18-09-2003 11:11am

I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

*Gawd bless Jack Handy *

Thanx 4 The Fish · 18-09-2003 2:18pm

If you walk in the present, looking at the past, you will trip and fall over the future.

bloggs · 18-09-2003 3:39pm

If God forgives all, why not live like a bas*ard, and repent you sins on your death bed. Instead of living like a saint

Paddy20 · 18-09-2003 3:45pm

Err, bloggs,

Not everyone gets the chance to die or repent in a deathbed, do they ?..

P.;) N.B. Illogical - "Thought for the Day".

shinobi · 19-09-2003 1:50am

Originally posted by bloggs
If God forgives all, why not live like a bas*ard, and repent you sins on your death bed. Instead of living like a saint

Just like the crucifixician, it's what you believe....Religion in the end is the redemption of us all!

EL_Diablo · 25-09-2003 10:18am

It's a lot easier to get forgiveness than to get permission

Imposter · 25-09-2003 1:40pm

It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.

thought for the day

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