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Shagging in cars?

Dustaz · 2003-09-04 20:10:02

With all this talk of Shagging in pubs etc I was just thinking to myself, how many here that shag actually Shag while in a car with Virgins? (even if you own the car). Its VERY different to a pub situation and as a Virgin its sickening to be in a car while someone is shagging. One day many years ago I was in a car with my…

04-09-2003 8:10pm

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With all this talk of Shagging in pubs etc
I was just thinking to myself, how many here that shag actually Shag while in a car with Virgins? (even if you own the car).

Its VERY different to a pub situation and as a Virgin its sickening to be in a car while someone is shagging.

One day many years ago I was in a car with my sister and she was shagging I had to get out of the car I just couldn't take it (I was sitting right beside her so it was more horrific then usual)

So do you shag in cars?

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#2 04-09-2003 8:15pm

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wtf. owned?

adnans

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#3 04-09-2003 8:22pm

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Yes, well said adnans. Another wtf from me.

I thought this thread was going to be about boobies and stuff. But all I get is a bizarre look into the sick incestuous world of Dustaz, who looks attentively upon his sister as she is shagging freely in cars. Shame on you.

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#4 04-09-2003 8:23pm

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Who spells virgin with a "V"!? :rolleyes: You're not talking about the company are you?

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#5 04-09-2003 8:36pm

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I see Therapy in your future

Apparantly it's quite popular in Italy where many men live at home well into there 30's.

<edit>shagging in cars that is</edit>

<edit>though now that I think of it.......</edit>

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#6 04-09-2003 8:42pm

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jesus, dont you read this forum?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=113039

mongs

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#7 04-09-2003 8:53pm

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i was about to point that out.....

way to ruin my chance of looking intelligent.

so you did what with your sister?

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#8 04-09-2003 9:00pm

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Originally posted by Dustaz
With all this talk of Shagging in pubs etc
I was just thinking to myself, how many here that shag actually Shag while in a car with Virgins? (even if you own the car).

Its VERY different to a pub situation and as a Virgin its sickening to be in a car while someone is shagging.

One day many years ago I was in a car with my sister and she was shagging I had to get out of the car I just couldn't take it (I was sitting right beside her so it was more horrific then usual)

So do you shag in cars?

best troll in a good while

ROFL.

Nice 1 Dustaz

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#9 04-09-2003 9:43pm

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roffle pld

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#10 04-09-2003 10:16pm

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hahahah.

for a minute there I thought dusty was into incest.

<< Fio >>

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#11 04-09-2003 10:25pm

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Roffle

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#12 04-09-2003 10:31pm

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well that was a disturbing 30 seconds before I realised he was trolling

*shudder*

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#13 04-09-2003 10:42pm

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I thought it was funny. The replies are even better: "WTF, Dusty's into incest?:eek:?"

Originally posted by Blitzkrieger
Apparantly it's quite popular in Italy where many men live at home well into there 30's.

Anyone who can manage to have sex in the back (or front) of a Fiat deserves a medal

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#14 05-09-2003 8:15am

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Originally posted by sceptre
Anyone who can manage to have sex in the back (or front) of a Fiat deserves a medal

The best way to do it, or so I believe, is to have a fiat with a sunroof...

Open the sunroof, so that whoever is on top has more headroom (excuse the pun ) and then open the drivers door window and the front passenger door window, so that whoever is on the bottom has more legroom, ya know, stick a leg out each window and rest them on the wing mirrors

Disclaimer: Not suitable for cold or wet weather

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#15 05-09-2003 8:21am

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Well the reason we started shagging was to get rid of you.
She was shoite anyway, but its alright coz I roughed her up a bit before I sent her home, slut.

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#16 05-09-2003 8:42am

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ROFL

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#17 05-09-2003 8:50am

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Some therapist is going to make a fortune out of you Dustaz.

I laughed and laughed.

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#18 05-09-2003 9:01am

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/me runs off to become a therapist

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#19 05-09-2003 9:30am

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Damn thats nasty! Dustaz, are we 100% hes trolling?

Orginally posted by Dustaz

I was sitting right beside her so it was more horrific then usual)

Now usually how close are you to your sister when shes shagging?

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#20 05-09-2003 10:12am

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Originally posted by dod
Some therapist is going to make a fortune out of you Dustaz.

I laughed and laughed.

Quick! Write a 15 page post about it!!

Oh btw, havelock, i dont have a sister. Shes imaginary. So she has that in common with the rest of Fistys 'conquests' anyway...

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#21 05-09-2003 10:53am

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Originally posted by Dustaz
Its VERY different to a pub situation and as a Virgin its sickening to be in a car while someone is shagging.

I have highlighted the moment I copped onto this post.

I thought, "There's no way that wrinkly ancient auld nicotine-pickled pervert is a virgin. Then again, do pets count?..."

Lookin good Dusty.

...keep drinking the embalming fluid.

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#22 05-09-2003 11:33am

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Though shes imaginary, is she pretty?

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#23 05-09-2003 11:36am

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Originally posted by Minesajackdaniels
I have highlighted the moment I copped onto this post.

I thought, "There's no way that wrinkly ancient auld nicotine-pickled pervert is a virgin. Then again, do pets count?..."

Lookin good Dusty.

...keep drinking the embalming fluid.

Nicotine-pickling is a form of pheromone dont you know.

Oh and havelock, shes my sister so i dont know if shes hot, but her friends are To Die For.

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#24 05-09-2003 12:28pm

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pics plz

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#25 05-09-2003 12:59pm

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fisty your wànk fantasys are truly bizarre.

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#26 05-09-2003 11:06pm

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Thats rich.....

Mike.

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#27 05-09-2003 11:53pm

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Oh Lord!!!
/me runs to find help...I feel like I need the psych. after reading this.

I have highlighted the moment I copped onto this post.

ME TOOO!

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#28 06-09-2003 8:41am

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snu snu ?!?

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#29 06-09-2003 8:20pm

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I have been trolled.

Death to usenet...

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#30 06-09-2003 8:47pm

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Originally posted by Dustaz
I was in a car with my sister and she was shagging I had to get out

this is the bit i zoomed in on,

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