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Rabies

Originally posted by Spenguin
Billy the chicken that they had eaten earlier. They then flew away, being scared off by...

Wurzle Gumage chasing them with a.....

2smartbyhalf

huge mallet made of blu-tack. The blu-tack, tired of of all the inappropriate rubbing and fondling, rebelled and.....

Agent Smith

went to the local lapdancing club in a drunken state, throwing up allover the girls and floor....

Barry Aldwell

Originally posted by agent smith
went to the local lapdancing club in a drunken state, throwing up allover the girls and floor....

However, this was a "specialist" lap dancing club, where such activities are promoted, so...

Mystic Fibrosis

...I took out my trusty bowel disruptor. And set it to rectal prolapse. And used it on everyone in the place. Because if I don't care about the scum of the earth, no one does. Then I proceeded to put the gun back where it belongs, and...

Spenguin

I started dancing like a monkey. Then I saw this surly looking squirrel, who to my horror, was holding what appeared to be...

Mystic Fibrosis

...holding my bowel disruptor. And almost as if my terrified expression was the catalyst, i felt my bowels implode. Then, as I lay dying....

Havelock

I realised I had left the aforementioned bowel disruptor on proplatic failure not rupture, so I was only really messy, not dead so I....