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An interesting game

smiles · 2003-08-30 21:56:05

This is purely make-it-up-as-you-go-along time. 1. The game starts with a single sentence (below) 2. You read the sentence and add another sentence, depending on what you think the previous stuff means 3. Next person reads the previous lines and tries to analyse where it's going, then adds another line 4. etc etc. The end…

30-08-2003 9:56pm

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This is purely make-it-up-as-you-go-along time.

1. The game starts with a single sentence (below)
2. You read the sentence and add another sentence, depending on what you think the previous stuff means
3. Next person reads the previous lines and tries to analyse where it's going, then adds another line
4. etc etc.

The end result may well look like a rambling story. This is an ancient past-time so everyone should be well able for it!

Here goes something odd:

Somewhere in the deep, deep down there is a problem

Who's next with a line...? Copy this line and add your own.

Blatently robbed from http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=112719

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#2 30-08-2003 9:58pm

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Originally posted by smiles
Somewhere in the deep, deep down there is a problem

Involving Garog, a public place, and a lack of pants.

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#3 31-08-2003 12:25pm

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Originally posted by Barry Aldwell
Involving Garog, a public place, and a lack of pants.

I ponder this situation carefully. Then I go back to playing Rent Day Blues on my guitar.

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#4 31-08-2003 12:28pm

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Originally posted by Mystic Fibrosis
I ponder this situation carefully. Then I go back to playing Rent Day Blues on my guitar.

my wife, hearing my guitar playing, comes in to the room stark naked with lust in her eye's....

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#5 31-08-2003 3:31pm

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Originally posted by agent smith
my wife, hearing my guitar playing, comes in to the room stark naked with lust in her eye's....

She is immediately devoured by the dragon inhabiting the fireplace.

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#6 31-08-2003 3:42pm

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Originally posted by Scarlett
She is immediately devoured by the dragon inhabiting the fireplace.

The dragon then morphed into 3 figures with legs, one saying 11, the other two saying 88, which proceeded to dance around the room to strange music

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#7 01-09-2003 9:18am

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[/QUOTE]The dragon then morphed into 3 figures with legs, one saying 11, the other two saying 88, which proceeded to dance around the room to strange music[/QUOTE]

Enchanched by this odd sight I stood up, slowly reached across for my Remmington 870 pump action 12-guage shotgun, quietly racked a round into the breech and looked at the dancing figures with an evil glance, muwahahaha....hehe

(Do not copy this: I am just in a bad mood today, sorry about the wanton volience implied)

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#8 01-09-2003 8:29pm

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Originally posted by Havelock
Enchanched by this odd sight I stood up, slowly reached across for my Remmington 870 pump action 12-guage shotgun, quietly racked a round into the breech and looked at the dancing figures with an evil glance, muwahahaha....hehe

I then shoot the dancing numbers one by one with a morbid sense of satisfaction and return to playing my guitar.

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#9 01-09-2003 9:29pm

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I then shoot the dancing numbers one by one with a morbid sense of satisfaction and return to playing my guitar.

Only to find that it is actually a violin (so that's why it was so small and sounded funny when I strummed it).

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#10 01-09-2003 10:35pm

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Only to find that it is actually a violin (so that's why it was so small and sounded funny when I strummed it).

Upon making this heart-wrenching discovery i shoot the violin as well and then proceed to throw its shattered remains off a large building

Ps Go to This Site, 'tis john bowlers ctyi site and rather good

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Upon making this heart-wrenching discovery i shoot the violin as well and then proceed to throw its shattered remains off a large building

Ps Go to This Site, 'tis john bowlers ctyi site and rather good

I realised that those last thoughts where not my own, someone was controlling me with telepathy, something was a foot...

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#12 02-09-2003 7:12pm

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I realised that those last thoughts where not my own, someone was controlling me with telepathy, something was a foot...

And that something was attached to the end of my leg.

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#13 02-09-2003 7:17pm

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Originally posted by Green Hand Guy
And that something was attached to the end of my leg.

It seemed to be a small, silver box, with a thin wire running up to and attached to my scalp.

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#14 02-09-2003 7:51pm

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Originally posted by Scarlett
It seemed to be a small, silver box, with a thin wire running up to and attached to my scalp.

unexpectedly, a 7 year old barbie alarm clock went off in my sisters wardrobe saying "hi im barbie, wake up and lets have some fun today!".

(the weird thing is, this actually just happened a minute ago, even though there (a) is no batteries in it and (b) there was no one in my sisters room...)

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#15 03-09-2003 10:42am

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unexpectedly, a 7 year old barbie alarm clock went off in my sisters wardrobe saying "hi im barbie, wake up and lets have some fun today!".

(the weird thing is, this actually just happened a minute ago, even though there (a) is no batteries in it and (b) there was no one in my sisters room...)

or so I thought, unpon closer expection the Barbie Doll was the mind control unit I had sensed interfering with my thoughts...

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#16 03-09-2003 6:07pm

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or so I thought, unpon closer expection the Barbie Doll was the mind control unit I had sensed interfering with my thoughts...

Making me crave CTYI orange juice.

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#17 05-09-2003 8:25pm

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Originally posted by Don Accordion
Making me crave CTYI orange juice.

...of course i thought "no, nothing is worth that", but my hand just kept reaching for that cup...

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#18 08-09-2003 2:09pm

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...My Hand! It was acting under orders, why must I be forced to drink CTYI "orange juice"? Oh gods, the Horror etc...

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...My Hand! It was acting under orders, why must I be forced to drink CTYI "orange juice"? Oh gods, the Horror etc...

And then Rory Loghnan burst out of the cup, screaming like a cat who'd just been kicked into a Norwegan fjord.

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#20 09-09-2003 8:34pm

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Originally posted by Don Accordion
And then Rory Loghnan burst out of the cup, screaming like a cat who'd just been kicked into a Norwegan fjord.

The screaming snapped me out of my state of mind, so I ran to the hot dog stand where i bought what appeared to be a chicken made entirely of butter...

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#21 10-09-2003 9:19am

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The screaming snapped me out of my state of mind, so I ran to the hot dog stand where i bought what appeared to be a chicken made entirely of butter...

....but, (wait for it) it was actually "I can't believe its not butter", so I....

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#22 10-09-2003 1:23pm

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Originally posted by Havelock
....but, (wait for it) it was actually "I can't believe its not butter", so I....

suddenly realised that I was back in the CTYI cantten again but this time I was actually paying for the food, so then...

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#23 10-09-2003 2:56pm

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Originally posted by smiles
suddenly realised that I was back in the CTYI cantten again but this time I was actually paying for the food, so then...

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...I questioned my own sanity and went to sunny Mexico, where it rains all the time. I then...

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#24 10-09-2003 6:12pm

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...I questioned my own sanity and went to sunny Mexico, where it rains all the time. I then...

...remembered that DCU wasnt the best place to apply to on the CAO if i didnt want the canteen food, so i....

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#25 10-09-2003 10:08pm

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Originally posted by crash_000
...remembered that DCU wasnt the best place to apply to on the CAO if i didnt want the canteen food, so i....

Used some unmarked, non sequential banknotes that I "found by the side of the road" to buy spar, thus saving me from the pain of eating...

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Metallic pigeon with rubber eggs. I then left it opened 24 hours a day as god originally intended it to be. Unfortunately..

Spar was raided by the CA students at 3 am, after their maraton LAN sessions, their desent upon the poor shop was worse than a plauge of.....

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Spar was raided by the CA students at 3 am, after their maraton LAN sessions, their desent upon the poor shop was worse than a plauge of.....

...squealing teenage girls feasting upon the neck of...

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#29 11-09-2003 7:57pm

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squealing teenage girls feasting upon the neck of...

A chicken made entirely of butter.

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A chicken made entirely of butter.

We tried to fight them off but the had unatural speed of the wrist. which came form.....

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We tried to fight them off but the had unatural speed of the wrist. which came form.....

Billy the chicken that they had eaten earlier. They then flew away, being scared off by...

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Billy the chicken that they had eaten earlier. They then flew away, being scared off by...

Wurzle Gumage chasing them with a.....

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huge mallet made of blu-tack. The blu-tack, tired of of all the inappropriate rubbing and fondling, rebelled and.....

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went to the local lapdancing club in a drunken state, throwing up allover the girls and floor....

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Originally posted by agent smith
went to the local lapdancing club in a drunken state, throwing up allover the girls and floor....

However, this was a "specialist" lap dancing club, where such activities are promoted, so...

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#36 14-09-2003 6:07pm

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...I took out my trusty bowel disruptor. And set it to rectal prolapse. And used it on everyone in the place. Because if I don't care about the scum of the earth, no one does. Then I proceeded to put the gun back where it belongs, and...

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I started dancing like a monkey. Then I saw this surly looking squirrel, who to my horror, was holding what appeared to be...

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...holding my bowel disruptor. And almost as if my terrified expression was the catalyst, i felt my bowels implode. Then, as I lay dying....

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I realised I had left the aforementioned bowel disruptor on proplatic failure not rupture, so I was only really messy, not dead so I....

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