Ego! let the masses know your power

LoLth

OK, MR maniac. Here's a chance for you to prove your superiority over the plebs. I'll ask a few questions, you answer. This way those who doubt you will be forced to recognise your divinity, and you will be undisputed ruler of quakeworld.

Unless you are afraid that you will be found out to be a mere mortal suffering form delusions of adequacy....

Question one.

Gods are omnipotent. Therefore a God of Quakeworld would know everything about Quake.

Do you?

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og ichi plof tee ra niisi!

EgoManiac

I shall smite thee for misinterpreting my sacred words, pleb.

However you're contiinues interest in ME is satisfactory.

I can answer your second question in the afirmative.

Your third question had better be worthy of ME and my Holy Fridge.

LoLth

OK. The second to last proof of Godhood.

Being a God you are capable of doing absolutely ANYTHING. So, for simplicity we'll stick to Q2. Can you do anything you want within Q2?

So far you're lookin' pretty Goddy alright..

Maybe the masses will be converted after all!

J.

EgoManiac

Well of course I bloody well can.

Can we skip to the Kneeling now?

LoLth

OK This last one is a task, not a question. It is the final (and most important proof of Godhood).

You Know *EVERYTHING* about Q2.
You can find your way *ANYWHERE* within Q2.
You can do *ANYTHING* within Q2.

Very well,

Within Q2. Get Lost!



I would like to apologise to the twilight zone for this blatant plagurism.

Kneel? Nah, pathetic mortal

J.

EgoManiac

Bah! Unbeliever! Kneel!!!
Q2 is merely one small facet of my powers.
KNEEL, I say

gandalf

Jaysus,

I didn't know Daa had taken up Q2.

Ego your not fit to wipe the dirt off my shoes. Now crawl back under your rock before you feel my wrath muppetboy.

Gandalf.

LoLth

I wish to apologise to all and sundry in advance (except for the Muppet formally known as EgoManiac) for the following unadulterated GLOAT.

I WIN You LOSE

Loooooooooser


thank you.

J.

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Don't **** me off!

I'm running out of places to stash the bodies.


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EgoManiac

You Win??

You merely asked a few rhetorical questions and blasphemously said get lost in Q2. such a pathetic insult. If victory were so easy to attain, everyone would be a God.

..and as for that Daaaa - he would not have the intelligence, wisdom or sheer spiritual power to be raised on high to Godhood

LoLth

hmmmm, OK, let me explain O' Dim one..

I gave you a chance to prove, beyond doubt, your divinity.

You admitted that

1. You are omnipotent

if so, then how were you tricked?

2. You can find your way from any place to any place in any Q2 level.

See below. (that's 'down' to you my dented reprobate)

3. You can do Anything within Q2.

these you offered up as proof of your superiority.

BUT. You could not 'get lost'! By your own admission.

Therefore, if you cannot get lost, you cannot do ANYTHING you want in Q2.

If you CAN get lost, then you cannot know Everything about Q2.

Therefore , by your own admission , you are flawed. And by implied agreement, you have failed to achieve the standards required for Divinity.

Seeing as I was the one to cause this 'fall' and such was my intention from the outset.

I WIN

Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahah!

J.

EgoManiac

Every mortal creature, be he peasant fool such as yourself or God has
free choice which even I cannot change. So mote it be.

I merely answered your pathetic questions out of benevolence, manfool. In
return for bestowing you with my attention and favour you invite me to "get
lost" as it were, in Q2. Hardly a "trick" at all, and barely worthy of even
a puny minded pagan such as you. As you must surely know "lost" is not a
location, per se, which can by its nature be located and readily
identified. In fact it is, inter alia, an adjective describing one's lack
of knowledge of one's location.

Were I to show you "lost" on Q2DM1, your brain would bleed out of your
eye-sockets and your world would fade out of existence. As, were I to make
this possible, language and reality would be fundamentally and radically
altered at its most basic level. You would indeed, be my *****. In short,
I laugh in the face of your illogical semantics.

...and what know you of Divinity. Standards which I have set by my own
Will cannot be understood by dog whelps such as you. So it was in the
beginning. KNEEL!!! For even Zod himself kneels before me.

Hecate

here God,

where do you buy your dictionaries?

Kegser

You must be a pretty sad kind of God ego if a mere mortal like me can smack you down hard on DM1.

Although it was hard to concentrate with all your spamming I must admit, which is why i banned you.

Kegs.

WhiteWashMan

if i were say... roman catholic, that would make my god a bit hebrewish wouldnt it?
any chance of an ol smattering of ancient hebrew? ar did they speak aramaic?
i was never quiet sure being a normal person myself.
on the other hand, god doesnt have sex, drink beer or smoke.
hahahaha
take it god!

i on the other hand do.
hahahahaha double take it god.

i'll only kneel if you let ,e suck you off

EgoManiac

WWM - who is ",e"?

Kegser, you know full well I God-smacked you all over DM1. That is why you banned me. But like the phoenix, I returned from the ashes of disconnection, to smite the unbeliever, but alas he had fled.

EgoManiac

I have no need to prove anything especially to plebs who play that antiquated Q1. Its not worth MY time.

I do however know everyting in respect to Q2, life, birds, fast cars, making ****loads of cash, more birds, 2-4-DiNitro phenylhydrazone, coke and cash.

KNEEL

LoLth

By Quake I was , of course, including all incarnations , present, past and future of Quake.

So, you're a Q2 player, a magazine reader, an ornithologist, a mechanic (selective car class only), a forger, even more ornithology,Outland viewer, soft drink swiller, Banker. Not much of a resume for someone others should kneel to really, is it?


Aaargh! You're the Q2 incarnation of Draco! Noooooooooooooooooo!



Question two.

Being omnipotent, if you were teleported into ANY Q2 level, you would instantly know where you are and how to find ANY item and/or player in that level.

Can you?

J.