re: clubs (erection etiquette)

LegacyUser · 03-08-2003 1:31pm #1

hmm, was reading through the archives and saw someones edited post about the erection etiquette at clubs etc, i too am curious about this. im just wondering if its ok for me to ask? other posters from the time of the original thread seemed to think there was nothing wrong with it but gordon edited it. mods? (cant use anonymous pms so this is the next best thing i guess) if you say its ok ill edit in my question

Gordon · 03-08-2003 4:09pm

Dear god...

Ok - if you want to ask people if it is ok to have an erection in full view of everyone in a night club - go for it.

It may not last for long though.

(I have edited the thread title to contain your query, please be gentle)

bugler · 03-08-2003 4:12pm

What. Is. This. Shíte. ?

LegacyUser · 03-08-2003 4:37pm

uh not so much that as the female point of view. is it regarded as unpolite if the guy theyre dancing up against gets 'excited'? i didnt mean walking around a club with a tent in your pants really

Catsmokinpot · 03-08-2003 4:50pm

well i think its ok if women have pointy nipples in a club so maybe women dont mind if we get a stiffy on the dance floor either way

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Lump · 03-08-2003 10:31pm

Hmmm, I dont see anything wrong with you getting a little excited if some burd is seksy dancing with ya. What else is supposed to happen..... Then again I;m a bloke!

John

AngelofFire · 03-08-2003 11:31pm

we`ll if you`ve a real sexy motte dancing beside ya and rubbin up against ya its only natural. i doubt it makes ya look pervy

patch · 04-08-2003 1:06pm

I'd imagine if the girl was TRYING to get you worked up, and she wasn't a stranger to you, it MIGHT be ok......

But generally speaking, that's the kind of thing for school disco's.

The Sweeper · 04-08-2003 1:27pm

If you end up pitching a tent in the middle of a nightclub, your female dance partner may not be remotely bothered.

If you end up pitching a Big Top, I'd say she'd be out for tickets to that circus Ringmaster...

xx · 04-08-2003 5:06pm

I had to have a look at this thread, on the shear laughability of the title "erection ettiquette". To tell you the truth, I don't think its that bad really. I mean, I don't want to have to see a guys 'business' if he's walking around the club, but on the dancefloor, its not that bad. Maybe thats because if the place is full, you can't really see them. Just so long as a guy doesn't hit me in the leg or something with his schlong :-)
I've heard of worse things. A friend told me a story this weekend that he heard from one of his mates who does bouncing in one of the dublin clubs and a club in navan in county meath (he didn't say which one). Its called 'furballing' (or something like that) and it basically comprises of girls at junior disco's going around without any underwear on and seeing how many guys they can get to touch their *ahem* box. I thought that he was pulling me leg, but he's dead serious about it. And to tell you the truth, I've seen some of the 'humanity' that goes to junior disco's nowadays so I wouldn't be surprised if this was true.

dod · 04-08-2003 9:43pm

Hahaha @ all of this thread.
Holy good livin jumping jehosepheth christ on a bicycle what a thread.

OLDYELLAR · 05-08-2003 1:52pm

if i was a guy an mr.happy woke up in a club , id take full advantage of the dim lighting and go around rubbing it off people , just like in the imp buses,

bugler · 05-08-2003 1:56pm

That's called Frotteurism, and is a sexual perversion. You wannabe deviant

Call me old fashioned (and I'm really really not), but I would have thought that sporting a wooden pole in any social setting was frowned upon. Fair enough if a girl is practically rubbing it, just drah her off somewhere where she can do it in peace.

seamus · 05-08-2003 2:04pm

If it's sticking straight out in front of you, frankly, your pants are too loose.

If it's happening by just watching women dancing on the dancefloor, either a) You haven't drank enough, or b) you really need to get laid. (Unless said dancing woman is Denise Richards).

If a woman is dancing up against you, it's her intention to make you *ahem*, happy. It's in no way 'wrong'.

If you're embarrassed, go and stand sideways at the bar, definitely not with your back to the bar

, or take a seat till it goes away.

easygoing724 · 05-08-2003 3:48pm

It's natural, you cannot help it but think you need to
a) get out more and
b) get laid very soon !!!

Beëlzebooze · 06-08-2003 3:32pm

I suppose getting a woody, is just like farting, It's not something you have complete control over......

but could we please get back to what XX was talking about, sounds way more interesting.......furballing.......do you need any special kit to partake in that particular sport?

xx · 06-08-2003 4:51pm

Originally posted by Beëlzebooze
but could we please get back to what XX was talking about, sounds way more interesting.......furballing.......do you need any special kit to partake in that particular sport?

Well, you need to be a girl, eligible to get into a junior disco (circa 12 to 17). You then enter said junior disco, minus yer strides and then make a bet of some sort with your other female friends that you can get more guys to touch your gooter than they can.
And then they proceed...
I didn't consider myself an ol' fudy-duddy...until I heard this. I was frankly shocked, but to tell you the truth, I'm not one bit surprised this $hit is going on.
Oh to be 15 again!!!!!

Typedef · 06-08-2003 6:29pm

Originally posted by bugler
That's called Frotteurism.

Etymological cred+1;

ferdi · 06-08-2003 6:58pm

i wish i had this problem,

it just isnt practical for me to take the tablets then work for a sold half and hour with the pump, the lotion and scented candels on the dance floor.....fookin high stress levels.:mad:

po0k · 06-08-2003 7:42pm

Originally posted by Minesajackdaniels
If you end up pitching a tent in the middle of a nightclub, your female dance partner may not be remotely bothered.

If you end up pitching a Big Top, I'd say she'd be out for tickets to that circus Ringmaster...

am I the only one who thought this was gold?

Kell · 07-08-2003 9:57am

Originally posted by Minesajackdaniels
If you end up pitching a tent in the middle of a nightclub, your female dance partner may not be remotely bothered.

If you end up pitching a Big Top, I'd say she'd be out for tickets to that circus Ringmaster...

No, me thought it too.

K-

lordsippa · 07-08-2003 10:28pm

Entire thread is brilliant.

Oh how I pray no mod ends it.

And majd's post by far takes the biscuit.

But yeah... I'm sure it's probably alright behaviour. Though I'd worry if she laughed if noticed...

Havelock · 08-08-2003 11:14am

If a woman is dancing with you, and she is attractive it is no surprize that you develop an erection. Dancing is a form of courtship and with the clothes that some women wear in nightclubs it is hard not to become hard when they are pressing them selves against you. And people its only an erection grow up, they only time they are embaressing is when you are on a podeum or stage and everyone is looking at you, your girlfriends house for dinner with her parents and have been footsieing and stuff under the table or in the swimming pool. *Shudders*

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