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Oh Sweet Jesus!

  • 30-07-2003 8:15am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,754 ✭✭✭


    Clicky

    the miracles of science nowadays :eek: :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,335 ✭✭✭Cake Fiend


    At least they didn't grow it from his head...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,398 ✭✭✭the fnj


    I wonder was his new one made to measure or did they knock a couple of inch's off to punish him for wasting the last one?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 679 ✭✭✭ciano


    did they have to grow it on his arm????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 120 ✭✭test999


    it's not a real working willy, it's just a latex tube with skin grown around it, he'll never get morning glory out of that tyre inner tube.
    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,081 ✭✭✭BKtje


    imagine waking around with that on your arm ffs :/


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,055 ✭✭✭suppafly


    The 16-year-old, named only as Malik, lost his penis after receiving an electric shock while urinating on an electric wire.

    what a complete and utter retard!!! Did he not have a single braincell in his head!! That really is the height of stupidity!!! I'd say it would have been well funny to watch him get electricuted though!!:D :D serve's him right for being so dumb!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭strat


    Originally posted by B-K-DzR
    imagine **** around with that on your arm ffs :/

    *fixed


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    did he see the electric wire. sometimes those things are well hidden so it could have been an accident


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,942 ✭✭✭Mac daddy


    :eek: :eek: :eek: thats wrong


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,164 ✭✭✭Space Coyote


    Oh man that is sick, whadaya say to the chicks? hey check out my spare penis !
    originally posted by Sico
    At least they didn't grow it from his head...
    Now that would be funny :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,754 ✭✭✭Big Chief


    he was only 16 though, if only mine was near that size when i was 16 :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,083 ✭✭✭✭Stark


    Originally posted by Mossy Monk
    did he see the electric wire. sometimes those things are well hidden so it could have been an accident

    The worst one was when I saw a fence containing a white rippon and a metal wire. My first instinct was to assume the wire was electrified and the ribbon was safe. Unfortunately it was the other way round and I got quite a nasty shock because I had grabbed the ribbon with confidence.

    Had my balls rub off an electric fence before as well...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,455 ✭✭✭weemcd


    i thought it was a joke!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 651 ✭✭✭Okie


    But in all fairness, have a look at the positioning of said member on tthe poor lads (no pun intended) arm. Gives a brand new meaning to not knowing the difference between your arse and your elbow! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 593 ✭✭✭Carbiens


    lol

    puts a whole new meaning to "dropping the hand":D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,174 ✭✭✭[CALIBUR]


    :D ROFLMAO :D

    oh my sides are killing me!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,892 ✭✭✭bizmark


    imagen going to school with that growing from your arm the people their would have a feild day


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Has to be linked...

    ren and Stimpy classic...http://www.angelfire.com/tv2/RenAndStimpy/whiz.mp3


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,455 ✭✭✭weemcd


    a new meanig to the term hand job ;);)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,672 ✭✭✭Wolf


    Does that mean tho that he cant get a hrad on or what ?
    :confused: :eek: :confused:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,455 ✭✭✭weemcd


    its made frome silicon afik so it stays the same shape
    have to feel sorry for him though stupid ****er


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,319 ✭✭✭sci0x


    OMFG thats bloody sickening. Whats he gonna look like walking around with that thing sticking out of him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,081 ✭✭✭BKtje


    Same as the rest of us i assume :p
    (except when its in his arm in which case i agree :) )


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    Ironic that they chose to grow it near his funny bone.

    (/a still smells a hoax tbh)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    The Russians are great at medicine these days and we don't tend to hear of their different ways of doing things over here.

    I wonder if he can take it off when he wants, that'd be a laugh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,658 ✭✭✭✭The Sweeper


    "Mr Murray said: "He would probably be able to stand up and urinate instead of having to sit and do so."


    I always knew men viewed the ability to piss standing up as one of their most important talents.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,455 ✭✭✭weemcd


    how does he piss if he has no cock?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 455 ✭✭penguinbloke


    Mr Murray said: "He would probably be able to stand up and urinate instead of having to sit and do so.

    with great difficulty


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