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Belly buttons

  • 01-03-1999 4:09am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,346 ✭✭✭


    Right your all intelligent sort of ppl.
    Ok, answer this for me, the very very bottom of your belly button, where does it go ? Loke is it attached to any thing? loke your stomach for example? Where does it go ? I stuck me litle litle finger in mine , but it just stops at fluff? Whats the story ? Were does it go ? no-one seems to know ! I demand to know ? Educate me now ! And no I'm not mad.


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  • Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    So, we know you don't have one of those disgusting mutant "out-ies". Soon, you will have no secrets left to divulge.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,894 ✭✭✭TinCool


    It's funny cos it's true


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 411 ✭✭H_K


    another puzzle of the body is the questoin i have been pondering since childhood ..
    why do men have nipples ?!?!?

    please help me ! <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,134 ✭✭✭Chaos


    lol good question, can some1 answer that?<IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
    I have a theory tho<IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)"> maybe we had like tits befor evolution took them away?lol
    BONG BONG BONG


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,264 ✭✭✭✭Hobbes


    I suppose because if you's didn't no one would get any work done fantisizing about what they are like (loike?). ffs, it's bad enough as it is.

    Btw REV were you looking for a serious answer? No wait of course you weren't... I think Texas is getting to you.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,484 ✭✭✭El_Presidente


    Its cus in the womb your nethir male or female for a few weeks so your body just pops those bad boys out anyway (your nipples that is)

    As for the fluf its a bi-product of American nuclear waste. Their secretly placing it in YOUR belly button while you sleep.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan



    NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.....

    it is not evolution if men used to have breasts and now they are gone. what good reason could possibly qualify the loss of the wonderous mammaries? nope, if men did have brests and now dont then its reverse evolution. if i had a pair of tits id never get anything done. in fact id never leave bed.

    as for the belly button question, i was recentlly amazed when a girlfriend informed me that yes, women get fluff in their belly buttons as well. so does this mean that they clean them every day coz i seem to find balls of the stuff when i have my monthly shower.

    one other thing. why can women never take a compliment the way its meant?
    whitewash


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 205 ✭✭Nicky


    umbilical cord. ehhhh wha


  • Subscribers Posts: 1,911 ✭✭✭Draco


    I reckon they're attached to a small rip in Space/time....what else would explain where that fluff comes from?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 225 ✭✭earthworm_jim


    I've often wondered the same thing myself Rev. Like draco says - it obviously connects to some kind of fluff producing device - or at least some process which produces Fluff-By-Product (FBP).

    What I'd like to know is how to bind my bellybutton to a rocketjump script. I feel that with that and some stomache muscle training I would be lethal.

    I am an innie if that has any bearing on matters.


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  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 285 ✭✭sam


    ehhh.. you're queer, ree?
    ehh wha



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