25 Facts of life!

namuras

5 FACTS OF LIFE YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW

1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often.

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a
garage makes you a car.

4. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.

5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

11. Bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques.

12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

16. A balanced diet is a koeksister in each hand.

17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist
change places.

18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks
before you need it.

20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake
when you make it again.

22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

25. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried
before.

Tusky

I got to about number 9 and stoped

mooman_00

namuras your threads are crap..........




if i had my way boards would be about me and me only cuz im super cool and interesting............


oh and i have loads of friends.....

Sposs

yea why can't there be a moonman_00 board? :mad:

eddhorse

well i think they are great

Beëlzebooze

never seen em before, brilliant!

patch

Whhy do people keep logging on with their names reversed, spouting sh1te hhhhmmm?

GoneShootin

i love the After Hours forum

Tellox

I thought they were pretty good!

Saruman

Originally posted by patch69
Whhy do people keep logging on with their names reversed, spouting sh1te hhhhmmm?

Not Quite... you reverse namuras and you get Saruman.. however this is not me. I figured out who it was yesterday though.. anyone with any logical thinking and who reads after hours every day will be able to figure out who it is by the fact he reversed his own name only a few days ago after being banned over and over.

In fairness compared to some of the threads he posted.. this one is ok and suicide at least has a debate going on about it. No naked chicks so far...

Tazz T

What's a koeksister?

GoneShootin

I have absolutely no idea ?

nor does dictionary.com, or urbandictionary.com


/me ponders

Saruman

Google got me this!

Mac daddy

Originally posted by mooman_00
namuras your threads are crap..........

i agree
/pirate voice/ Gharr This thread blows Gharr/

John2002

Originally posted by Tazz T
What's a koeksister?

From a South African friend of mine: "Its Afrikaans for a doughnut but its twisted and sweet!!"

GoneShootin

so its got nothing at all to do with my cock and your sister

interesting

suppafly

yeah that was some good stuuf. I thought some of the were pure funny!:D

zAbbo

GoneShootin FWAP GoneShootin GoneShootin FWAP FWAP FWAP GoneShootin FWAP GoneShootin OOOHHH GoneShootin FWAP AHHHH GoneShootin YEAH GoneShootin GoneShootin SCORE...........

patch

Originally posted by Saruman
Not Quite... you reverse namuras and you get Saruman.. however this is not me. I figured out who it was yesterday though.. anyone with any logical thinking and who reads after hours every day will be able to figure out who it is by the fact he reversed his own name only a few days ago after being banned over and over.

In fairness compared to some of the threads he posted.. this one is ok and suicide at least has a debate going on about it. No naked chicks so far...

Drat...... I thought I was clever there, for a fleeting moment.
-Who's godnroh then? Same person :ninja:

GoneShootin

My system is foolproof

Insert current Nick here >>>> godnroh

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works everytime

Saruman

Originally posted by patch69
Drat...... I thought I was clever there, for a fleeting moment.
-Who's godnroh then? Same person :ninja:

OK Sherlock i gave you the formula so apply it.. you are half way there.. you got an alias at least!! So take the formula i gave you and you used incorrectly to think it was me... and apply it to said name.

In fairness to him his new posts are good and he is not being a muppet. Though i think he was hard done by in some cases just because he had done a lot of crap in the past.. every time he did something new he was lynched.

patch

Originally posted by Saruman
OK Sherlock i gave you the formula so apply it.. you are half way there.. you got an alias at least!! So take the formula i gave you and you used incorrectly to think it was me... and apply it to said name.

LOL..... I was being clever again....Hence I picked his name.I'm off to my MENSA neeting