What turns you off ?

lena

For me it's farts and thoughts of other half sitting on the loo squeezing the cheese.



I suppose I should've added...

Dirty and or bitten fingernails.
Toenails that resemble honeycomb.
dandruff.
hairy and or waxy earholes.
bald chests especially the waxed type.
anal, in touch with their feminine side men.



So, what does it for you?

Amz

Oh lovely a place to moan!!!

Yay!

I don't like greasy hair
Cocky guys (confident is good, but cocky is a pain in the arse!)
If a guy is smaller than me that's a bit of a turn off particularly if they slouch all the time and that's the main reason for them appearing small.
Criticism
Guys with a ****e sense of humour! (I'm immature in many ways and can have a giggle at lots of things and if a guy criticises me for that it's annoying

OK I'm done...



For now

tman

Originally posted by Amz
but cocky is a pain in the arse!

oooer missus:eek:




i love taking what people say out of context...

i can't think of any innofensive turn offs at the mo so i'll keep quiet

Bard

Originally posted by lena
What turns you off ?

The big switch in my back.

Amz

Crap!

I was too slow!

Funky

hairy legs

Tha Gopher

Girls wearing glitter.Hardly anybody seem to anymore but a few years back they all did.They finally realised that the next to a hangover the worst thing a guy can wake up to on a saturday after a night out was a load of sparkling sh1te on their arms and clothes which is a kunt to get off.
Also
Red haired girls,generally,though there are one or two i would do
Girls with short hair.Again,in general.But mostly it realy is just minging.

lena

speaking of hair......

Men that wear hair products....nothing worse than a crispy mane.
Grown out grey roots with bleached tips....Scary!

Having said that, it's hard to avoid these days.

xen

Originally posted by Tha Gopher
Red haired girls,generally,though there are one or two i would do
Girls with short hair.Again,in general.But mostly it realy is just minging.

****ing hilarious but i'd have to agree with Funky and hairy legs!!!
Now thats minging!

Tusky

too much makeup
berty ahern
no sence of humour

kamobe

People who try to take over your life. People who horde money. People who lie. Drunken disasters are also a bit of turn off. And eh, throw the red heads in there too. Unless you're Belinda Carlisle, then you're hella sexy

Mossy Monk

people with no sense of humour
snobs
people who think they know it all when they know **** all
people who force their opinions


i think that there are lots of sexy red heads in the world

lena

It depends on whether it's the red hair and freckle type....

Tellox

Big tits. Honest to god.

oh,and freckles.
And innocence!

tman

yeah, niaeve (sp?) girls are pretty crap tbh.
gimme a milf any day

mooman_00

Originally posted by Tellox
Big tits. Honest to god.

oh,and freckles.
And innocence!

agreed......really big tits are horrible

dahamsta

Originally posted by tman
yeah, niaeve (sp?) girls are pretty crap tbh.

What?!?! Naive girls are great!

"You'll love doing in the garden up the arse with butter and jam, honestly. I've done it a million times. Now you carry the rope and the chip fat and I'll bring the rubber sheet and the donkey. Of course it's not perverted, it's perfectly normal. Of course I love you!"

adam

Big Chief

when girls have so much make up on that there face is basically orange and you could inscribe your name on there face..

those moustachey thingys above there lip, i dont know why some get it but ive seen some girls where its almost jet black and its horrible

I also have a strong disliking for these women that are so far up there own àsses im surprised they can see the light of day (those very stuck up bints that look down there nose at you types..)

theres a good few more probably that i just cant think of at the moment, well i can but i dont wanna be here all day

dahamsta

Originally posted by Big Chief
when girls have so much make up on that there face is basically orange and you could inscribe your name on there face..

Wake up in the morning and her face is on the pillow. Literally. I hate that. Particularly when the girls is naturally pretty and doesn't need make-up /at all/.

adam

Hyzepher

What about girls who wear clothes that are obviously not designed for them. Particularily off putting is when they wear hipster jeans and a tank top (or other short top) and have about 4 stone of fat hanging out. Now this is becoming more and more widespread - it is as if they are sacrificing obvious embarrassment just to look hip and cool in the right clothes.

Argh - just the thoughts of it

Hyzepher

dahamsta

This broadband is killing me, I can't tear myself away from the computer...

I have to be honest and say that although "4 stone of fat" doesn't really appeal, I find girls with a little meat on their bones and no worries about putting in the window /totally/ sexy. "Uh" is the phrase I'm looking for, I think.

adam

Hyzepher

I agree but unfortunately there is a fine line between meat on their bones and meat bouncing about the pavement!

Hyzepher

Nemici

really beautiful women who know they are really beautiful but unfortuntely are complete kunts and wouldnt give you the time of day.

Samara

Extremely vain men who use a tub of brylcreem and spend more time prancing about in front of a mirror than a supermodel!

Sweepovers!

Men with long hair who for some reason think that it doesn't have to be brushed daily, the knotty unkempt look is so offputting!

Builders bum syndrome!

Skinny men swaggering about in 'body-builders' vests in the summer

Kali

loudness.
too much make-up.
ignorance.

azezil

Impatience and arrogance in bed. Guy i was with made me feel uncomfortable i told him to take it easy and he said "what's the matter i know i'm good" :rolleyes: he was geting pissed off cause i wasn't get very arroused, accused me of being straight lol

Sposs

People who cough all over you without covering there mouth!

Bad manners.

daveg

Originally posted by azezil
Impatience and arrogance in bed. Guy i was with made me feel uncomfortable i told him to take it easy and he said "what's the matter i know i'm good" :rolleyes: he was geting pissed off cause i wasn't get very arroused, accused me of being straight lol

I don't know weather to laugh or cry.

azezil

ya that was my reaction too

Hobbes

People who moan on web boards, and fat willow (Warning to Willow lovers, watching the pilot episode will cause her to magically appear in all other buffy episodes).

Amz

Upon reading the skinny men in sleeveless tops comment I remembered another one!

Skinny men in white t -shirts!! Ugh! So what if it's very hot outside you look stupid and even skinnier! black T-Shirts look far better in my opinion. This white T-Shirt thing only really applies to skinny guys though.

dahamsta

Originally posted by Amz
This white T-Shirt thing only really applies to skinny guys though.

White t-shirts are not a friend of tubby guys either. Believe me.

adam

Amz

Ok you've helped me add to the list hehehe!

Overweight men who couldn't be arsed doing anything about it until they get a friggin M.I and then for about two months hit the gym and the special diet like it's going out of fashion before eventually going back to their old/evil ways!!

Again, those girls who wear clothes which are too tight for them! It's not very appealing and I have to say I've a very good friend who does it but it's the typ of thing that it's not really my place to say! Her boyfriend seems to like it anyway so meh!

Lazy men!

Skanger accents
Wexford accents (my mam is from Wexford so I'm allowed to comment)

Umm...

More to follow hehe!

Praetorian

I don’t like the following.

When girls wear too much makeup

When girls look for attention 99.99% of the time

When girls don’t take good care of themselves

fisty

answering back

Sposs

Kittencake.

mooman_00

"I'm sorry" when said repeatedly by women who think appologising for everything will make their man happy.

gs39t

Tracksuits

yellum

People who list too many dislikes or those that are overly picky.

Over picky = welcome to being alone for life

People with no opinion.

People who will not stand up for what they believe in or those that take **** from people and not stand up against it.

People who don't appreciate people around them.

Lazy people.

Retr0gamer

Girls who wear those massive circular earrings. They look good on a small number of girls but mostly they are really skanky.

Short stumpy legs. I prefer small girls but stumpy legs is a no no.

Really big tits are horrible. Small tits are much sexier.

The too much make-up oompa lumpa syndrome.

Girls that cry a lot and take their happy smiley anti depressants too much.

byte

I really hate women with loads of makeup. And most of the ones that do use it a lot, have no need to. They'd look a lot better without it.

I also dislike big boobies! As the saying goes: "Anything more than a handful is a waste!"

And of course, "holier than thou" people really bug me too!

Mercury_Tilt

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lena

Oh, i just remembered.......





BEARDED MEN OVER 35 !

angelofdeath

who drink baileys.....:rolleyes:

tman

it took you 5 months to remember that???

angelofdeath

isn't there a card for dragging up old threads?

lena

I recycle. Is that a problem?:ninja:

tman

ah, i like this thread, glad to see it back tbh.

erm, women with really shite taste in music. justin timberlake & all that crap....

oneweb

People who moan all the time.

Billy Turdhed

Skanger accents....
Shop assistants who chew gum with their gobs open

women who outline their lips with that grey pencilly sh1te

Drivers who ,when you do them a good turn don't even acknowledge

The Pr1cks who keep changing lanes every two seconds and for whom the correct lane is the one with the least traffic!

Ads on the Radio with horrible accents Pharmaton...."Feeling draayand"


Dont get me goin!

Billy Turdhed

quank

Skanger accents
Girls with shít taste in music
"Too Much Make Up On", couldnt put it better than Turn
Really loud girls, do my head in