Things that you would never know without the help of the movies

John2002

1. Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well
within the price range of most people - whether they are employed or not.

2. One of a pair of identical twins is always born evil.

3. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire
to cut - you will always choose the right one.

4. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the
communications system of any invading alien society.
Interestingly, alien computers seem to be IBM compatible.

5. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight
involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to
attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you
have knocked out their predecessors.

6. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your
bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

7. If you are female, blonde & pretty, it is possible to become a world
expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.

8. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill
their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley
systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks; which will
allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

9. During all police investigations, it will be necessary to
visit a strip club at least once.

10. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach up
to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man
lying beside her.

11. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of
French bread.

12. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there's
someone in the control tower to talk you down.

13. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while
scuba diving.

14. In war it is impossible to die unless you make the mistake
of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

15. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian
officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A
German or Russian accent will do. (It used to be an English accent for
the German).

16. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

17. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious
beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

18. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown
through.

19. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any
strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

20. Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will
always say: "Enter Password Now".

21. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is
necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every
few moments.

22. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with
large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

23. A detective can only solve a case once he has been
suspended from duty.

24. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you
meet will know all the steps.

25. Police departments give their officers personality tests to
make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their
total opposite.

26. When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer
to speak to each other in English.

27. All aliens speak English and very often have American
accents.

MrNuked

that was posted a little while ago

good though

Zer0^

why would u read all that

Tazzle

bit long winded, but decent

Pugsley

So very, very old.