PS: i am not keanu reeves.....

neohoki

Is it just me or are people stupid.I am one of the unfortunate guys in this populus who have long hair...*pauses for shocked gasps*...........And people sometimes like to come up to me and say "hey DUDE!" "Hey MAN!" and such teenage mutant turtles related catchphrases as "oh Bodacious"(ironically alot of these wear nike hats and have greasy hair)...........but heres something i am NOT keanu Reeves why do people assume that if you have long hair you talk like that...and that you listen to heavy metal.Damn all a youz n yezers stereotyping!!
Am i the only person this happens to????

DeadBankClerk

Cut your hair and give me back my avatar.

neohoki

make me square :P

*clicks fingers plays the bongos and reads some erotic poetry*

Pigman II

Originally posted by neohoki
Is it just me or are people stupid.

No you're not alone. There's lots of other stupid people just like you.

amp

Jim

wear hiwaian shirts.

worked for me

jim

neohoki

but i'm not a big fat party animal or gay....

meesha_beesha

Originally posted by neohoki
Is it just me or are people stupid.I am one of the unfortunate guys in this populus who have long hair...*pauses for shocked gasps*...........And people sometimes like to come up to me and say "hey DUDE!" "Hey MAN!" and such teenage mutant turtles related catchphrases as "oh Bodacious"(ironically alot of these wear nike hats and have greasy hair)...........but heres something i am NOT keanu Reeves why do people assume that if you have long hair you talk like that...and that you listen to heavy metal.Damn all a youz n yezers stereotyping!!
Am i the only person this happens to????

Heheh..that's silly. When I see a guy with long hair I think "Wow..he must run Linux on his box."

Most guys with long hair here are creepy, computer nerds who have "alternative lifestyles".

neohoki

Exactly thats the thing why are we so seterotyped....

ps:pigman II don't you watch big brother??? and you're calling me stupid......

meesha_beesha

If it makes you feel any better you're stereotype just shifted from being a surfer dude, to someone I don't want to **** around with, who could probably hack into my bank account.

neohoki

The only thing i know about hacking is that it normally involves an axe........

Gordon

Is this a personal issue or a want for chat?

Moved to AH.

Pigman II

Originally posted by neohoki
ps:pigman II don't you watch big brother??? and you're calling me stupid......

Thats right, I do and you are.

'PS': You don't write PS unless you've already signed off your letter/post/email

'PPS': Perhaps they weren't taking the piss out of you for your long hair and instead it was because that you go on like a dozy prat (or at least that's the impression I get from your writings)

'PPPS' if you're so bent out of shape at people taking the piss out of you for having long hair then cut it or just don't step outside the front door because no matter what you look like some people out there who will get in your face like that. Just get over it and laugh it off when they do it 'cos they're never gonna change.

neohoki

Geez pigman all that big brother has gotten you emotional
I was just complaining.....
It makes people feel better when they complain.
I didn't mean to offend you that much it's just your reply was quite wankerish.
And i don't take it that seriously it's just people are stupid sometimes.....

BoobeR

Cut your hair and give me back my avatar.

.. He isnt using your avatar? or did he change.. my mates using the one neohoki is using now

neohoki

ohh ffs ill get a different avatar AGAIN then

BoobeR

LOL! i think he is gonna change his, he says he "might" hold on for a min, ill tell ya if he does or doesn't

Crucifix

Originally posted by neohoki
but i'm not a big fat party animal or gay....

I wear hawian shirts, and I'm definitely not a big fat party animal. *sigh* Time for a lifestyle choice.
Anywho, several of my friends suffer the same thing, it seems to the price of having cool hair.

CuLT

neohoki, does ite really piss you off that much?

If someone said "whoa" to me i'd simply respond with "dood" or if they were a creamer "shtory" or "ahreet?"

lordsippa

I bet you really are Keanu Reeves...


But yeah... I have long hair. Long bright blonde hair. I sometimes wear a poncho even. And nobody seems to hassle me. I get AT MOST once a fortnight a comment like "CUT YOUR HAIR" as some eejits pass in a car or something... I dunno how I avoid it tbh... maybe I just am too scary. hehehehe... :ninja:

So are you really mr. Reeves? It's alright. We're not going to get you if you are... really...:ninja:

neohoki

there will not be a bill & ted 3.....!!!!
I mean of course im not keanu reeves......
*looks around shiftily*
People do the car thing to me too....
I think it's because i live in blanchardstown....

amp

Why? Is that where Keanu Reeves lives?

neohoki

Do i....i mean mr. reeves live in the dublin suburb of blanchardstown?? Wait i think he see him beside that burnt out car....oh wait thats another corpse :P

Lewcifer

oh christ will you give it a rest - we all know you aint keanu reeves im sure all you wanted was attention and just bcause youve got long hair doesnt make a rat's ass of a difference!!

neohoki

Originally posted by Lewcifer
oh christ will you give it a rest - we all know you aint keanu reeves im sure all you wanted was attention and just bcause youve got long hair doesnt make a rat's ass of a difference!!

eh....i'm obviously not keanu reeves dumbass i was "joking" lets give you a while to think about what that is........................................................................................................................................................................got it?
And why would i want attention because of my long hair...?
I just pretty much said that i dislike that?
loads of people have long hair.....theres nothing really special about it. It's just stupid that people stereotype you..

ps: you probably have short hair

Lewcifer

what? i new u were jokin i was essentially tellin you to stop whining!! and actually i have long hair so
ah!! stop with the voices!!!!!

neohoki

ìsn't a man allowd complain about something till he vommits blood!??? It's called being irish..........

Lewcifer

lol ok just cuz o that i apologize

Wolf

Originally posted by neohoki
ìsn't a man allowd complain about something till he vommits blood!??? It's called being irish..........

Hehe hes Irish all right!

po0k

<Customer_Service_Desk> "Locking to thread 100788"

neohoki

And by the way what's worse is people who fulfill those stereotypes....you know
Mr. dude wheres my skateboard.
Mr. I love avril lavigne.(okay so maybe there's not many of those)
Mr. i use words like "sick".
etc....

Gordon

Peace man, chill out ,,\/, the shining aura is glowing man, can't you see it? It's like we're all living on a burning ball of love, I can feel the colours of your tendrils flowing from your brainwaves, they are speaking to me and telling me that the star dust will be collected and dispersed to all on this shining burning ball of love. It is all beautiful, this day is the day of the flowers.

Thank you for being there and creating joy and love in the world. If we all just sing together we can stop the rain...

Barry Aldwell

Originally posted by neohoki
i am NOT keanu Reeves

Then prove it - Say something deep and philosopical.

Monty - the one and only

Enough is enough

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