Avril is such a FAKE!!!

michelle_lou · 13-06-2003 10:07pm #1

I'd just like to say that I hate Avril Lavigne. They played her on Kerrang and that pisses me off.
She is total hypocrite. One minute shes going on about how hardcore punk she is, the next its shes all "no I didn't mean hardcore punk ". Her songs are meerily Britney-pop. Yet she dresses in punk wannabe clothes. She is sooo dumb as well. She said "how did you guys meet?" to the corrs.

GuanYin · 13-06-2003 10:12pm

"Blame Canada, blame canada........."

curadh · 14-06-2003 12:30am

wow did she really say that to the corrs??!!
or are u being witty...

i think its a well known fact now that she is a fake, but i hate to say it, if she wasnt - we would never have heard of her.

she's still a little ride though, i'd love to hold her down and use some dairygold to lube up her...

dregin · 14-06-2003 1:16am

Avril Quotes! (What I have to say is in the parenthesis):

"I would love to work with Johnny Rzeznik from the Goo Goo Dolls, Blink-182, or System of a Down. That would rock!" (Little does she know, that these people most likely hate her and wouldn't work with her. If Johhny ever did a song with her, I'd probably die.)

"I'm going to be around for a while. I'm going to make tons of records and keep on writing music and reaching fans." (Someone please shoot me now. Nah, she'll be gone in a year...muhahaha.)

"When I write a song, I sit down with the guitar and write about what I'm feeling at that time. It just comes out" (Yeah, Kind of like my vomit when I hear that song.)

"My music is pure rock" (Yeah, just like Britney's cover of "I Love Rock N Roll")

"I write whatevers on my heart." (Yeah, she writes about transvestites (bois) and cheerios. How deep!)

"I hate makeup and **** like that. If you're going to express yourself, do it in your music" (Okay, and she says this right before she put on her 45 lbs of eyeliner.)

"I don't wanna be no fake pop ****" (too late, huh?)

"I dress cool and look hott so if you don't like it suck it" Oooh, she has one?)

"People are like 'Well, she doesn't know the Sex Pistols!' Why would I know that stuff?" (Um, because everyone who knows something about music knows who the Sex Pistols are.)

"I'm like the Sid Vicious of a new generation" (She should die for saying this. She just said she didn't know the Sex Pistols then she goes and COMPARES herself to Sid? What a loser. The only reason she said this is because she knows Sid has to do with punk rock. Someone please kill this girl. UGHHH)

**Pwnd of some other site.

Dregin

PiE · 14-06-2003 1:47am

Was she really worth the effort of typing all that?

It's a well known fact that she doesn't write her own songs, hasn't a clue about punk or rock and she's just yet another "teen idol" like britney except aimed at a different market.

milltown · 14-06-2003 1:58am

A. Yes she is a rather cute little bit of jailbait.
B. Take deep breaths and try not to let other people annoy you quite so much in future.
C. I have heard that Corrs quote attributed to at least half a dozen people and mostly before anyone had ever heard of Avril.

Mossy Monk · 14-06-2003 2:52am

i heard it was Donna Air (head) who said that to the Corrs

Seraphina · 14-06-2003 11:31am

wow, you're really quick aren't you.
something like that is a given, you dont need to discuss it.

fisty · 14-06-2003 11:45am

it was donna air.
I think the thread starter was using the quote as a metaphor for avrils apparant stupidity.
Either Way, why do you care so much about avril?
Let her release her ****e songs, not like anyone takes her music seriously anyway.

Duffman · 14-06-2003 12:46pm

she does have boobies though....

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 14-06-2003 2:21pm

jesus, why do you have to go and make everything so complicated?

Pigman II · 14-06-2003 2:41pm

Avrils fake? What? Has anyone informed MTV yet so they can pull the plug on her output?

RicardoSmith · 14-06-2003 2:56pm

You can always hit the dial and listen to something else. Though our radio is so cr*p theres rarely anything worth listening to. Same with the TV. And they wonder why music sales are falling?

dregin · 14-06-2003 8:00pm

Originally posted by PiE
Was she really worth the effort of typing all that?

Ctrl+C...............Ctrl+V

Dregin

nesthead · 14-06-2003 8:01pm

Avril is such a FAKE!!!

your only realising now?

Sauron · 14-06-2003 9:02pm

great website:D :ninja:
another example (even worse example) was a certain band (no point in naming them,can't really remember anyway) and they had all the clear attributes of a boyband , they clearly were one,
and they try pathetically to be a rock band. I happened to be flicking thru the tv channels and I saw them for the first time on the late late show (I think) and there was two guitarists and a bassist. their lips were off sync and worst of all was that they weren't paying any attention to their guitars. they were just strumming mindlessly, in fact they didn't change their finger possition once. they were an Irish band as far as I know it was pathetic:mad: .
what has become of the music industry?:mad: :ninja:

nesthead · 14-06-2003 9:35pm

thats Busted man! get with the times! pfft, moron.

Sauron · 14-06-2003 9:48pm

ahhh yes thats the one surprised someone here knew that
grr seeing bands like that just makes me wanna....

michelle_lou · 14-06-2003 10:52pm

okay,
here I am with my tail between my legs, I admit that quote on the corrs was hearsay from an anti avril friend. (curse you shania_twain_hater!)

Did Avril skateboard in her videos??? Here she goes and condradicts herself::: {its a reliable sourceTOTP INTERVIEW WITH AVRIL }

TOTP: Do you skate?
Avril: I was a skater in high school.
TOTP: Do you have any tips for someone pulling a backside ollie kickflip?
Avril: I said I was a skater in high school, that doesn't mean I am one now.

hhhhhmmmmm does the word "hypocrite" come to mind?

Tha Gopher · 14-06-2003 11:51pm

Anytime I make a rare visit to this forum there is an anti avril lavigne thread.But in all honesty is nobody in agreement that Pink is even worse?I mean,she is such an appaling lyricist.he says edgy sh1te that will get MTV quaking in their boots because she thinks its rebellious.Its not smart-she is just a louder,uglier version on Britney and the rest IMO.
How did one line go?"I cant stay on your life support,theres a shortage in the switch,I cant stay on your morphine cos its making me itch,Ive been trying to call the nurse again but shes beiing a little bitch......"and it goes on.WTF is this sh1te?These lyrics make about as much sense as something Bono would write when he is stoned.

I must admit though that calling that song Sk8r Boi,rather than just spelling it rightly but instead chaniging it like a politician trying to cash in on what he sees as a texting generation,is unforgiveably sad.
It isnt sk8r Boi-it is Skater Boy you spanner.

But at least she is nice to look at,unlike that lesbian butch truck driver wannabe.And Ill be honest,I quite like that song Im With You.
But then again seeing as im not into metal i woudnt know how she is ripping it off,much in the same way that metal fans cant get what is the difference between crap rap and decent stuff.

But honestly,is nobody in agreement that pink is worse?

Mossy Monk · 15-06-2003 3:20am

Originally posted by Tha Gopher
is nobody in agreement that pink is worse?

to be honest, they all need to be put into a barrel and sent floating down a river that has a big waterfall in the middle of it

Pugsley · 15-06-2003 5:43am

Originally posted by Mossy Monk
to be honest, they all need to be put into a barrel and sent floating down a river that has a big waterfall in the middle of it

Id rather knee cap them with a sawn off shotty, you get to hear them scream in agony.

Nevyn · 15-06-2003 11:16am

Look not another arrghhh we hate bovril thread.

So if she irrates her dont look or listen change the chanel or what ever.

if the most of ye didnt wish you could be banger her ye would not be moaning at why she is ****e and wishing that she was better so you could lust after her and not feel like you are betraying urself.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 15-06-2003 12:28pm

i can't believe no one laughed at my pun

bastards
all of you

nesthead · 15-06-2003 12:29pm

LOOL rofl @ curadh.

what pun?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 15-06-2003 12:30pm

Originally posted by Mordeth
jesus, why do you have to go and make everything so complicated?

it was good damnit! it was good!

nesthead · 15-06-2003 12:41pm

hhmmm... still dont get it..... is it a reference to something avril or someone related to her said?

Mr.Applepie · 15-06-2003 12:43pm

Originally posted by Mordeth
i can't believe no one laughed at my pun

bastards
all of you

I laughed at it. Although i would laugh at anything

Originally posted by Mordeth
it was good damnit! it was good!

I'm with you...on this one mordy

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 15-06-2003 12:48pm

thank you

good to know my wit isn't wasted on you people :P

RicardoSmith · 15-06-2003 1:04pm

Personally I think that Pink can actually sing and has a great voice but, the material she has released hasn't been great in fairness.

Also just because you don't like it doesn't mean its crap. Music is subjective. Thats whats so great about it. Saying something is crap because you don't like it is a bit childish.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 15-06-2003 1:08pm

oh shut up ricardo

now get down off your high horse and flame some pop stars with the rest of us

Gordon · 15-06-2003 1:13pm

I think, Mordo, that the original thread starter was male, so therefore had some kiss cuddle or torture issues with the whole bovril lasagne thing... what I mean by that Mordo, is.

He was a boy, she was a girl
Can I make it anymore obvious?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 15-06-2003 1:23pm

rofl
pld gordon

ultra pld

RicardoSmith · 15-06-2003 1:55pm

Originally posted by Mordeth
oh shut up ricardo

now get down off your high horse and flame some pop stars with the rest of us

The fact that everyone knows the lyrics is interesting though.

Personally I am bit fan of musican and real bands. People buying all this candy coated crap means that record companies won't nuture the real bands and instead churn out rubbish as its cheaper and they make more in the short turn. The fact that its killing the industry slowly seems to have gone whoooosssh over all their heads. Its a bit like the game companys where games like tomb raider get developed and lots of console drivel. But the real interesting stuff doesn't get funded. As an aside I prefer bovril lasagne and pink over the spice girl crap and west life, boyzone stuff any day of the week. Or even all that max power break beat stuff. That siad I really much prefer to listen to old classic stuff from the 60 and 70's or dance stuff. Not that you get the choice on radio or TV these days. I like lots of stuff but all that other stuff just rubbish....

Is that better?

de5p0i1er · 17-06-2003 2:14am

She's a Shinia Twain wannabe who failed as a C&W artist and now she's trying to be a punk and she takes every sterotype she can get and uses them, she should be killed in the most painful way possible. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Gringo · 19-06-2003 5:11pm

man you guys really fuc*ing hate her! jesus man just change chanel and be done with it! why did you all waste all that time and effort looking up **** about someone you hate! just let it go! shes hated we all get it! we all feel the same way! post something good not something obvious

Mossy Monk · 19-06-2003 5:46pm

if you don't like it, don't read it

loismustdie · 21-06-2003 7:10pm

Originally posted by michelle_lou
I'd just like to say that I hate Avril Lavigne. They played her on Kerrang and that pisses me off.
She is total hypocrite. One minute shes going on about how hardcore punk she is, the next its shes all "no I didn't mean hardcore punk ". Her songs are meerily Britney-pop. Yet she dresses in punk wannabe clothes. She is sooo dumb as well. She said "how did you guys meet?" to the corrs.

Visit my anti avril site {Michelle's Hate Avril Site}

'The lady doth protest too much' - you can disagree with kerrang! but never with shakespear.............................................................

Sarky · 22-06-2003 9:04pm

Just changing the channel won't make me feel better about the fact that the girl's a moron, or that she's turning the brains of so many kids to cheese with her appaling excuse for music. The sooner she snuffs it, the sooner the kids can learn about real punk/rock/whatever genre she's currently raping.

triv88 · 23-06-2003 5:47pm

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 23-06-2003 6:54pm

best post yet!

*right click, set as walllpaper*

ferdi · 23-06-2003 7:13pm

i love avril and i'm gonna marry her and we're gonna have lots of tiny rocker babies that will populate the temple bar plaza for the next thousand years because i love avril.

*sigh*
oh avril, only you truely understand the full extent of my teenage angst, soon we will be united:)

relax, her music is fun, thats all. the original poster is clearly just an ugly girl.

DeVore · 23-06-2003 7:26pm

Originally posted by Sarky
Just changing the channel won't make me feel better about the fact that the girl's a moron, or that she's turning the brains of so many kids to cheese with her appaling excuse for music. The sooner she snuffs it, the sooner the kids can learn about real punk/rock/whatever genre she's currently raping.

Jesus Christ , I'm glad I dont live in a world where YOU control things.

We would all be forced to listen to whatever *you* think is cool.

Look at the lot of you haters... one person (with three posts and pimping his site for everything he's worth) gets everyone up in arms about how stupid she is and how her music sucks etc...

Who died and made you all musical geniuses? And if she's so thick how come she's a f*ckin millionaire and you are sitting on your arses pi$$ and moaning on an internet bulletin board, registering your disgust throughout the known int0rw3b??

Christ the only thing I'm intolerant of is intolerant people

The very same people who sit here spouting on about her being a hypocrite and that her music should be burned, would be the VERY SAME PEOPLE who would go on about the Parental Advisory stickers and the "censorship of music, man..."

And then you talk about hypocrisy?

How about this, how about you STOP being prejudiced and START living and letting live. Cos I can tell you one thing, if millions of you were tuning out of radio and into you're favoured music the big studios would be killing to get a bit of the action. They just follow the crowd cos thats where the money is.

The thing is NOT EVERYONE IS INTO DARK BROWN INDUSTRIAL PRE-KITCHEN NORSE METAL. Lots of people seem to like her music. I suppose they are all just morons who need to be sent to the music-appreciation RE-EDUCATION CAMPS. Or they might be as entitled to their opinions as you.

And before you all start pointing the finger at me as some kind of Avril lover I'll tell you that my musical taste is as varied as it could possibly be, from opera to metal to rap to ballads.

I think Skater Boi is a piece of excrement but that I'm With You is a well written and well sung song.

Thats the way it works you see... song by song after examining them and forming an opinion.

And dont give me that shít about statistical likelihood justifying you're refutation of everything she may ever produce because statistics are about probability prior to examination and prejudice is about certainty and the refusal to examine at all.

Damn I havent ranted in a long time....

DeV.

ferdi · 23-06-2003 7:31pm

TESTIFY

po0k · 23-06-2003 7:32pm

Am...you'vbe got some small flecks of spittle around your mouth there..

/me hands DeVore a Kleenex

po0k · 23-06-2003 7:38pm

Originally posted by ferdi
i love avril and i'm gonna marry her and we're gonna have lots of tiny rocker babies that will populate the temple bar plaza for the next thousand years because i love avril.

I call dibs on the cute ones.

[dirtyoldyoungman]
<HomerPak> mmmm....16 year old tartan miniskirts and black lace.....
*drools*
[/dirtyoldyoungman]

Serious note:

I bought my sister (12) a copy of Let Go back in February for her birthday. Partly cos I was in a rush (Trying to herd some fellow students towards a bus early after a Lan Party in Eustace st.) partly cos it's semi-respectable music ( I like "I'm with you", and the videos to the other tunes), and partly because I'd much rather her listen to Bovril then some of the other shite I've seen in her CD stack.
Burning her a copy of Evanesence's thingy (I like one or 3 songs off that too). Next step is a bit of Stricknein D.C......

triv88 · 23-06-2003 7:47pm

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her music is fun, thats all. the original poster is clearly just an ugly girl. [/B]

well said...Avril rocks!:)

DeVore · 23-06-2003 9:38pm

Originally posted by SyxPak
Am...you'vbe got some small flecks of spittle around your mouth there..

/me hands DeVore a Kleenex

oh, mmm thanks man. I ...uh.. hate it when that happens...

DeV.

FirA_Serjio · 23-06-2003 10:54pm

does it really matter what she sings, or says, shes still a ride

kamobe · 23-06-2003 11:20pm

"When I write a song, I sit down with the guitar and write about what I'm feeling at that time. It just comes out"

Hmmm...

Isn't she just learning guitar at the moment?

Re: Avril is such a fake:

We're all fake maaan. You're fake, I'm fake, the WORLD is fake. If everyone was true to themselves this world would be such a cool place to live maaaan....

Don't be afraaaid!

Rnger · 23-06-2003 11:44pm

Originally posted by DeVore
I think Skater Boi is a piece of excrement but that I'm With You is a well written and well sung song.

DeV.

You like what you like. One likes what one likes, rather.

I happen to like skater boi cuz its upbeat maybe? i dunno why! I like it. I just dont have the patience to listen to the whole of With You. It didn't grab my attention. I don't like it.

Calm down on the prejudice. I recall HATING all blink182 songs with a fiery pasion. I'd like to think i've grown up since then. You should begin to think that too maybe?

Avril is such a FAKE!!!

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