I don't agree with the new thread Joe. The old thread was fine.
Lol, Newsflash “coloured” has been considered offensive for a long time now
Aww, de owuld tread doid, tut tut. Sorry ta hear dat caller. More after dese.....
What colour is the duck.
The newly discovered Natalie and Catriona syndrome petal.
Which brings me neatly to the anniversary of the Great flu of 1918 and as luck would have it my idea for anudder tome...the chislers of the Great flu 1918 to 1919 in Ireland and the UK and the whole world and dat sotospeak.
Was it a slow death caller? Agonising was it?
Bit irrelevant here, but in South Africa the term “Coloured” is acceptable and covers people usually of Asian ethnicity who are neither Black nor White. You might hear people say “well the South African Curries are from the culture of the Coloured People”.
Moy ant-ee was a chisler dat got dat flu when she was born, but she didn’t doy so to speak but sadly she went on to live a long healthy loife.
I think de little yella Duck was yella.
Is your Auntie available to take a call caller ?
I wonder was de whole ting in Texas Steak Out a misunderstanding because Derek and the girls couldn't understand de Limerick accent so to speak?
TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:
Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 189
Joe Shows: 152
No Show Joe Shows: 37
Breakeens 4 Joe: 37
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 32
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1
NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €380,000*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat nor d'expenses for driving, vittels and de overnightin' often mere days in advance of a FunnyFryday. Wurking class man wit de wurking class wurk ettic and dat.
*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.
Don't do de accent racism....again and dat.