For me, it would have to be Boris Johnson. Or The Donald.
I'd bleedin' batter 'im.
I'd also Batter
I'd fancy my chances with Kylie.
She'd be small and fast, and I might tire, but one haymarker and it would be all over.
Alf Stewart could be trickier. He's slow, and a chin that has taken many a slap. I reckon I'd manage though. Don't get too close, move him around plenty.
Jack Whitehall the 'comedian'/actor.
Guy severely irritates me.
He reminds me of a stuck up ponce I went to school with.
He looks like isco, the guy that plays for real madrid.
Which reminds me, I'd also batter Liverpool football club
you would have to fight your way through 10,000 gay men to get to her.
Simon Cowell would be on my list too.
That was the original screenplay for "300".
Never knew that, is that true?
it is yeah
Kramer and George from Seinfeld
UK - James Corden or Ed Sheeran
US - Zach Braff
Aus - Hugh Jackman