MikeyTaylor Registered User
#1

For me, it would have to be Boris Johnson. Or The Donald.

Hector Bellend Registered User
#2

James Corden.

I'd bleedin' batter 'im.

I'd also Batter

Tom Cruise
Hugh Grant
Jim Carrey

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suicide_circus Registered User
#3

Betty White

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Roger Hassenforder Registered User
#4

I'd fancy my chances with Kylie.

She'd be small and fast, and I might tire, but one haymarker and it would be all over.


Alf Stewart could be trickier. He's slow, and a chin that has taken many a slap. I reckon I'd manage though. Don't get too close, move him around plenty.

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DEFTLEFTHAND Registered User
#5

Jack Whitehall the 'comedian'/actor.

Guy severely irritates me.

He reminds me of a stuck up ponce I went to school with.

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Hector Bellend Registered User
#6

DEFTLEFTHAND said:
Jack Whitehall the 'comedian'/actor.

Guy severely irritates me.

He reminds me of a stuck up ponce I went to school with.


He looks like isco, the guy that plays for real madrid.

Which reminds me, I'd also batter Liverpool football club

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ohnonotgmail Registered User
#7

suicide_circus said:
Betty White



you would have to fight your way through 10,000 gay men to get to her.

MikeyTaylor Registered User
#8

Simon Cowell would be on my list too.

suicide_circus Registered User
#9

ohnonotgmail said:
you would have to fight your way through 10,000 gay men to get to her.

That was the original screenplay for "300".

MikeyTaylor Registered User
#10

suicide_circus said:
That was the original screenplay for "300".


Never knew that, is that true?

suicide_circus Registered User
#11

MikeyTaylor said:
Never knew that, is that true?

it is yeah

jacksie66 Registered User
#12

Wee man.

corks finest Registered User
#13

Kramer and George from Seinfeld

TheDavester Registered User
#14

UK - James Corden or Ed Sheeran
US - Zach Braff
Aus - Hugh Jackman

MikeyTaylor Registered User
#15

TheDavester said:
UK - James Corden or Ed Sheeran
US - Zach Braff
Aus - Hugh Jackman


I like your choice of Hugh Jackman. Davester vs Wolverine!

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