Yester Registered User
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I know it has it's problems but it has a lot going for it. Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. So how do I go about becoming an American citizen?

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Yester said:
I know it has it's problems but it has a lot going for it. Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. So how do I go about becoming an American citizen?


Give enormous sums of money to the Clinton Slush Fund Foundation

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Richard Hillman Registered User
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Too many gangs for my liking. Wouldn't even visit it as a holiday

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Yester Registered User
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That's way too much work. Could I not just marry an American girl/guy?

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Boom_Bap Landfill
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Rock Flag and Eagle

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Yester Registered User
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Richard Hillman said:
Too many gangs for my liking. Wouldn't even visit it as a holiday


If enough of us go we could set up our own gang. The Hillmans has a nice ring to it.

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long_b Registered User
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Everything's free in America

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Srameen Registered User
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Yester said:
That's way too much work. Could I not just marry an American girl/guy?


Too much work to even google it? Marriage does not bestow citizenship but MAY qualify for a green card. Look it up!

valoren Registered User
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I like to be in America......

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beertons Registered User
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Have you a gun? They love firearms over there.

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Chrongen Registered User
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Yester said:
That's way too much work. Could I not just marry an American girl/guy?


You can't become a US citizen unless you have first lived there legally for 5+ years. So you have to get a green card before you can live there legally. As someone who has lived there for several years I would advise against it. There are better places to live.

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mojesius Registered User
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Yester said:
That's way too much work. Could I not just marry an American girl/guy?


They do routine check ups on you to ensure you're actually married - regular home visits, correspondence address being used , evidence that you are not scamming the system. I know an american man who married a Chilean woman friend to get her card and he said the entire thing was an almighty pain in the bollocks for years.

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Rory28 Registered User
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Yester said:
I know it has it's problems but it has a lot going for it. Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. So how do I go about becoming an American citizen?


Join the military. What could go wrong?

Srameen Registered User
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long_b said:
Everything's free I'm America


For a small fee in America

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