I know it has it's problems but it has a lot going for it. Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. So how do I go about becoming an American citizen?
Give enormous sums of money to the Clinton Slush Fund Foundation
Too many gangs for my liking. Wouldn't even visit it as a holiday
That's way too much work. Could I not just marry an American girl/guy?
If enough of us go we could set up our own gang. The Hillmans has a nice ring to it.
Too much work to even google it? Marriage does not bestow citizenship but MAY qualify for a green card. Look it up!
Have you a gun? They love firearms over there.
You can't become a US citizen unless you have first lived there legally for 5+ years. So you have to get a green card before you can live there legally. As someone who has lived there for several years I would advise against it. There are better places to live.
They do routine check ups on you to ensure you're actually married - regular home visits, correspondence address being used , evidence that you are not scamming the system. I know an american man who married a Chilean woman friend to get her card and he said the entire thing was an almighty pain in the bollocks for years.
Join the military. What could go wrong?