grahambo Subscriber
#1

So coming to a bit or a milestone in my life (as pathetic as that sounds), I'm getting my braces off in a few weeks.

I left it quite late in life to get them, I'm 34 btw.
My parents couldn't afford them when I was a kid.

The reason I ALWAYS wanted them was because, in school, all them years ago, people used to call me "Gopher Boy" as my two front teeth stuck right out (Just like Kevin from South Park)

I'll never forget the sting of that name.... Gopher Boy
Looking back in it, I laugh but only because my teeth are straight now.

Kids can be cruel little fu*kers.

What horrible names were you called when you were a kid?

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Sgt Hartman Registered User
#2

Bugs Bunny because I had prominent teeth. My teeth are nice and straight now
I was also called Frankenstein because I have a high forehead

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Benildus Registered User
#3

Goofy, for the same reasons as the above

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One eyed Jack Registered User
#4

"Retard" is the one that stands out really.

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ectoraige Registered User
#5

Brit, despite living in Ireland with Irish parents since I was 1 year old.

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tomwaterford Registered User
#6

Taz....after the tasmanian devil in looney tunes


Because I can't talk clear

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aujopimur Registered User
#7

Darling, by bro. dermot.

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bnt Registered User
#8

I went to school in South Africa, so some of the things I was called don't quite translate. Because I was an immigrant there, I got called "soutpiel", lit. "salt dick", because I had one foot in Africa and one foot in Europe, so my junk was dangling in the Atlantic Ocean ...

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Iamxavier Registered User
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bnt said:
I went to school in South Africa, so some of the things I was called don't quite translate. Because I was an immigrant there, I got called "soutpiel", lit. "salt dick", because I had one foot in Africa and one foot in Europe, so my junk was dangling in the Atlantic Ocean ...


That's a very well thought out insult, if it wasn't so cruel, I'd be impressed.

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MilesMorales1 Registered User
#10

Man, thats a long list. Well for starters, our school uniform was a green blazer and trousers, and I'm a big guy and always have been (broad and tall at that time incidentally) so my name in school from the age of 12 till we moved at age 16 was the Green Giant. Being also fat, speccy, 'nerdy' (hate that word) and incredibly shy and awkward, I got

Fat
Fatty
Chubby
Fat as a ****ing elephant
Fatty fatty boom boom
Blob
Big blob
Mr blobby
Tubby
Porky
Piggy
Lard arse
Tubby
Speccy
Four eyes
Fat nerd
Obese ****
Nerd
Geek
Poofter
Queer
Fat queer
Fat ******
Fat poofter
Blobby poofter
Queer retard
Gay retard
Fat retard


Thats off the top of my head. Imagine that every day for 4 years

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PeterParker957 Registered User
#11

Anyone remember "On The Buses" ?

I got Olive a lot

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moloner4 Registered User
#12

Used a laptop since second year and got mocked a lot with it. Being called a "retard" and comments being made "I wonder how really stupid he must be to really be using a laptop".

Got called "laptop" a lot. Backfired on one fella one day mocking me for why I didn't bring it in one day, this chap was quite overweight, and I replied he ate it . Never have I made a classroom laugh so hard .

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Bob Harris Registered User
#13

MilesMorales1 said:


Fat
Fatty
Chubby
Fat as a ****ing elephant
Fatty fatty boom boom
Blob
Big blob
Mr blobby
Tubby
Porky
Piggy
Lard arse
Tubby
Speccy
Four eyes
Fat nerd
Obese ****
Nerd
Geek
Poofter
Queer
Fat queer
Fat ******
Fat poofter
Blobby poofter
Queer retard
Gay retard
Fat retard


Thats off the top of my head. Imagine that every day for 4 years


They called you tubby twice. That's just cruel.

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MilesMorales1 Registered User
#14

Bob Harris said:
They called you tubby twice. That's just cruel.


It was that good of an insult.

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grahambo Subscriber
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Bob Harris said:
They called you tubby twice. That's just cruel.


Kids are cruel, like MAD cruel!

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