Backed this fecker earlier today....
If that wasn't bad enough luck... Paddy Power are paying out on him as a winner.... but I backed it in Boyles
"When it comes to luck, you make your own" is one of my favourite lines from a Springsteen song but I'm not in the mood for being philosophical or rational right now. I'm angry and drink's been taken.
So appease me with your tales of unluckiness if you wouldn't mind, good folk of After Hours.
Opening this thread.
Ah no, you're great.
Nothing I'm poxed with good luck
If it was raining soup I'd only have a fork
First day ever going to work. Train cancelled, missed the bus, coolant leaking out of the car
I was unlucky enough to read this thread
Sure weren't you lucky enough to have a few bob to put on a horse!!
You'll struggle to find anyone unluckier than you OP.
That's what Nostradamus used to call people too.
Went to the toilet earlier only to discover, after sitting there for 10-15 minutes, that there was no jacks roll.
That is an awful long time to be taking. Are you semi constipated?
No, it's me time.
If people know I'm in there they leave me alone while I'm in there, and I announce it to everyone when I'm going in.
Not me but around 2005 I was waiting at the bus stop outside college green along with 20 or so others.
Bus pulls up but not mine.A few get on and get off.
Just as the doors are closing a fella runs up behind the bus trying to catch it before it pulls away.Somehow he slips and falls and headbutts the back if it.
As about 15 of us are standing watching what just happened and help him, he gets up and dusts himself off and goes mental because he smashed his phone which he had been holding.We ask is he ok. He doesn't answer.
The bus starts to pull away.
He starts to scream and curse and starts running after the bus screaming "my wallet"
Somehow his fookin wallet got jammed between the light fitting and the bumper when he fell which was also in his hand.
The bus is halfway up Dame St and he walks back and asks can he use somebody's phone to ring the bus depot urgently.
He had just picked up boarding tickets from budget travel for his wife's sisters hen party to London flying the next day.Poor chap was crying.
If this was you I was the lad that helped you up!