Where the main characters of A Christmas Carol and Great Expectations become one of these rapper singers.
Cut him. Sleep with his mom and sister. Go for a poo in his garden. Ring his boss and tell him lies about sexual stuff he's done. Stalk his girlfriend. Eat his dog. Key his car. Make him suicidal.
It's a pity it has come to this but we are where we are and I'll be over in an hour with all the details of our plans. It's gonna be an interesting few months ahead for all of us.
That's a yellow card offence around these parts. Delete. Delete. Delete.
I opened this thread hoping I could offer your boneyarse some solace, alas I'm useless at pranking OP.
Get some catering clingfilm and wrap his house from top to bottom in it. That'll teach the sod!
It's about rappers so get some minge out of Mountjoy to call him a ****. Same difference. Now **** off.
Liquidise raw fish and suck up into a turkey baster. Peel back the rubber trim on his car door at base of window with a knife tip and squirt in fish mash.
Evil grinning and cackling optional.
I was nearly going to sticky the thread and all
Aye that'd be a yellow cardable offence, but I pray the mods will appreciate that this is one of those rare occasions where the comment was actually warranted and appropriate and grant clemency!
When he says hey you shall not say ho.
Do something original. Don't copy anyone's prank.
How about go to a basketball game and set it up at half time so that your friend gets picked from the crowd to make a shot from half-court blind folded for €1,000,000. Get the crowd to cheer like mad, pretending he made the shot and making him think he won.
Don't think that's been done before.