No. But if any females in the same situation, willing to rectify... I'm all eyes.
Was in town this morning early and saw a good few walk of shamers
Oh yeah. Missionary position with the lights out, for the sole purpose of procreation.
Do you turn the lights on again afterwards so you can find your way back to your own bed?
If mom knows you are on the computer she will go mental.
It's ok Ive made a fort in my bed and hacked the wifi password
I'll turn out the lights again once I leave, don't worry.
Hmmmm...do I know you?!
You're doing it wrong Pizza Thief-
Phone in one hand, smoke in the other, top of her head for a coaster.
YES IN MY MIND.
My broken perverse mind
Hmmm, now I know why several of the keys on the laptop are missing or broken...
And at least one is sticky.
Or? Currently we have been doing it for both