I know this is a fun thread but just as a serious aside; A senior Irish doctor (I forget the name sorry) suggested that the Health service should pay €250,000 to anyone wishing to donate a kidney and place them at the top of the list should they ever need a transplant (not that there would be a list).
The radio interviewer seemed genuinely shocked at the suggestion. The doctor went on to explain it currently costs €300,000 a year to have someone on dialysis. Seems a pretty logical solution to me.
Testicle For Sale. Special Offer- Buy One - Get One Free. Bag Supplied
if you remember the docs name tell him he can have mine for 50 grand!
Rather attached to my parts so €1Billion per cell per sell,.
So I could buy a feleshlight with a real fanny in it? Awesome!!!
Imagine all of the swaps!
Would you be willing to swap with done of my ads?
Ehhh. Sure I could try sell a leg and swap for an extra arm.
I've a wife for swaps, small, blonde with nice chest..... BMW 316 and she's yours.
I Offer a broken lamp base and a copy of Titanic on VHS
I'd pick a nose
Sorry, buyer must collect. From a dark laneway in an abandoned industrial estate.
On a totally unrelated note, fresh stock may be arriving soon. Will post details when available.
Nah, you've that left arm overpriced, do you not realise we're in a recession? You wouldn't get what you're asking for that in a fit.
I offer a sock and a refrigerator door handle swap.