#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....
#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun
i still wouldnt put me nob near one . a gun that is
Expect a backlash from the feminazi police.
1. You're doing it wrong.
2. You are not doing it right.
3. You are doing something wrong.
4. You're doing it wrong.
Don't know about better than women ... well at times...
but better than a camera....
This works both ways lads:
10 reasons guns are better than men
10. An old gun is okay with being put into retirement
9. A loud crack from a gun is always followed by a good smell
8. A gun never lies about its barrel length.
7. A gun doesn't lose the head if you admire another gun
6. A gun won't get you pregnant
5. A gun doesn't pee on the toilet seat, it's aim is truer than that.
4. A gun is ready to go any time you are.
3. A gun will never complain when you ask them to do a job for you.
2. A gun doesn't get soft just when you're starting
to enjoy the action.
1. After they've fired all their rounds, they can be
reloaded and ready to go again immediately!
I could add in more:
Guns don't get man-flu
A gun will only make noise when you want it to
A gun won't use you as a human shield when it sees a spider
You're not expected to shave your legs before handling a gun
A gun's always going to think your eyes are more important than your boobs
Guns don't make 'jokes' and say that you're being a feminazi if you're offended by how juvenile they're being
A Sex pistol will
Guns are inanimate objects they have to be aimed... It also might have a slightly bent barrel. Or the sights could be off due to misalingement
That depends on wether it has been well looked after by its "owner" or not.If it has been neglected or abused,and is then expected to perform to a well kept well oiled gun,at a moments notice it cant or wont.
Depends on what the job is of course,if you are expecting your .22 to do a 458 job,well then..
Apart if they get a failure to fire,or failure to extract and eject in the right sequence,which could have devastating consequences for the reciving chamber Or have "head space" issues..
Depends on how quick the shooter wants to fire them again.And that requires some work on the shooters part,like rapid reload drills.
Nor do they go all hair trigger once every three weeks..
What happens if you use sub sonic ammo and a silencer??
Or climb up a chair on sight of a mouse..
Good idea to wash your hands afterwards tho,to avoid dangerous contaminats from their "discharges"..
But shooting a gun properly in such close situations always require that you aim for "centre mass" anyway.
Guess you are offended then??