Piste Registered User
#16

I'd know exactly how much pasta/rice to pour into the pot by just looking at it. I always make way too much or way too little.


The ability to know where everything in somebody's kitchen is, so I can weird them out by making a cup of tea and not having to ask where the teabags/cups/saucers/teaspoons are kept.

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racso1975 Registered User
#17

The power to heal. Not cure cancer and **** like that but to cure mental illness or horrible memory's.

#18

mishkalucy said:


And I would hazard a guess there would be a lot of men there.
On account of the fact the we are physically able to get our leg to go in that direction(ahem)


Oh well you should have said there'd be men. I though it ws just gonna be a few bendy freaks

#19

Piste said:
I'd know exactly how much pasta/rice to pour into the pot by just looking at it. I always make way too much or way too little.


The ability to know where everything in somebody's kitchen is, so I can weird them out by making a cup of tea and not having to ask where the teabags/cups/saucers/teaspoons are kept.


I can grant you half of your superpower

You can buy a spaghetti mesure, use google image to show you what it looks lik and you can get them practically everywhere.

Does this make me a killjoy?

Steffano2002 Registered User
#20

Shryke said:
I think you're screwing yourself there. If you were on a plane that was crashing you would only be able to loop back 15 seconds and poo yourself again. If you made it a few hours you could do the bosses partner or rob a bank for fun or win the lottery. You've given yourself an awful handicap.

I was being reasonable! I don't want to be able to win the Euromillions every friday! I just want to make my current life a little bit better (there are lots of people I want to punch in the face or kick in the baby-maker!). lol

#21

Piste said:
I'd know exactly how much pasta/rice to pour into the pot by just looking at it. I always make way too much or way too little.


I thought it was just me.

Damn spaghetti confounds me every time. I stand there with the spaghetti and I'm thinking 'WTF'?

#22

I can turn milk sour with ONE look!, b/cos I look like & talk like Lucinda Craytor

#23

whoopsadaisydoodles said:
I can bite my toenails.

I don't. But I can.


If I could, I would.

Just the once, for thrills.

#24

Chuck Stone said:
I thought it was just me.

Damn spaghetti confounds me every time. I stand there with the spaghetti and I'm thinking 'WTF'?


Get one of these

That should really go in the when did you realise you were old thread

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Steffano2002 Registered User
#25

Chuck Stone said:
I thought it was just me.

Damn spaghetti confounds me every time. I stand there with the spaghetti and I'm thinking 'WTF'?

I have a great technique when it come to cooking pasta or rice!

I let my girlfriend do the cooking.

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#26

whoopsadaisydoodles said:
Oh well you should have said there'd be men. I though it ws just gonna be a few bendy freaks


Oh no daisy, us double-jointed legged women can(just had an idea mid-type!!)

You and I, Daisy, can form a crime fighting duo.
With our bendy legs, we can use our skills for more than just the ability to bite snaggled toenails!

Whattcha reckon?

#27

mishkalucy said:
Oh no daisy, us double-jointed legged women can(just had an idea mid-type!!)

You and I, Daisy, can form a crime fighting duo.
With our bendy legs, we can use our skills for more than just the ability to bite snaggled toenails!

Whattcha reckon?


Um. I'm just going, um...over there....

#28

Steffano2002 said:
I was being reasonable! I don't want to be able to win the Euromillions every friday! I just want to make my current life a little bit better (there are lots of people I want to punch in the face or kick in the baby-maker!). lol


You could punch them for hours instead of getting a few rapid digs in and having to stop. Think how easy it would be to go overtime! You'll be using your 15 second super power to try and duck the Gardai. You don't need to use it to win the lotto. I mean I would. If you're going to wish for a superpower you might as well get a bit adventurous. What was one of your other options, opening tins without a tin opener?

#29

whoopsadaisydoodles said:
Um. I'm just going, um...over there....


Spoilsport

I thought I had just invented the new "Batman and Robin"
Albeit, with double jointed legs

#30

I want to be Jesus

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