OMARS_COMING_ Registered User
#1

-argument with sister
-i go bathroom to urinate
-sister goes into bathroom and runs bath
-i realise my wallet and keys are in
bathroöm
-i knock and ask for them
-she tells me to fcuk off
-i decide to try force her to open up by
turning of the light switch
-i wait but she doesnt move
-i see light coming from bathroom
-i peek in key hole and see candle
-sister sees my eye and starts screaming
-thinks im a pervert

What do i do?

1 person has thanked this post
MagicMarker Banned
#2

Fap?

15 people have thanked this post
Crann na Beatha Neart agus OnĂ³ir
#3

Find another site to troll?

7 people have thanked this post
My name is URL Registered User
#4

Just keep on licking windows. You'll be grand

#5

xhamster

3 people have thanked this post
frozenfrozen Registered User
#6

i bet you feel bad for getting a boner

#7

pervert

MagicMarker Banned
#8

Also, I've never seen a bathroom door with a keyhole.

1 person has thanked this post
JupiterKid Registered User
#9

Being a Peeping Tom is sooo 70s.

#10

Show your lack of erection as proof of you not enjoying what you saw.

That'll clear the air.

6 people have thanked this post
Agent Smith Did you enjoy the fuhrer's birthday?
#11

OP's palms are sweaty, knees weak arms are heavy, there's vomit on the sweater already, mom's spaghetti.

6 people have thanked this post
mattjack Registered User
#12

OMARS_COMING_ said:
-argument with sister
-i go bathroom to urinate
-sister goes into bathroom and runs bath
-i realise my wallet and keys are in
bathroöm
-i knock and ask for them
-she tells me to fcuk off
-i decide to try force her to open up by
turning of the light switch
-i wait but she doesnt move
-i see light coming from bathroom
-i peek in key hole and see candle
-sister sees my eye and starts screaming
-thinks im a pervert

What do i do?


First person on Boards to ever use the word urinate.... its piss,slash etc.

1 person has thanked this post
Skuxx Registered User
#13

Write a book about it, havnt u heard of the 50 shades of grey!! Chicks love this horny sh1t!!

1 person has thanked this post
holystungun9 Registered User
#14

What's your address so that I can come round and investigate this 'sister' of yours.

SCOOP 64 Registered User
#15

Wow ,thats handy,having a candle on standby in the bathroom and the matches. one of those scented ones i persume.

Want to share your thoughts?

Login here to discuss!