-argument with sister
-i go bathroom to urinate
-sister goes into bathroom and runs bath
-i realise my wallet and keys are in
-i knock and ask for them
-she tells me to fcuk off
-i decide to try force her to open up by
turning of the light switch
-i wait but she doesnt move
-i see light coming from bathroom
-i peek in key hole and see candle
-sister sees my eye and starts screaming
-thinks im a pervert
What do i do?
Just keep on licking windows. You'll be grand
i bet you feel bad for getting a boner
Also, I've never seen a bathroom door with a keyhole.
Being a Peeping Tom is sooo 70s.
Show your lack of erection as proof of you not enjoying what you saw.
That'll clear the air.
OP's palms are sweaty, knees weak arms are heavy, there's vomit on the sweater already, mom's spaghetti.
First person on Boards to ever use the word urinate.... its piss,slash etc.
Write a book about it, havnt u heard of the 50 shades of grey!! Chicks love this horny sh1t!!
What's your address so that I can come round and investigate this 'sister' of yours.
Wow ,thats handy,having a candle on standby in the bathroom and the matches. one of those scented ones i persume.