Kevwoody Registered User
#286

Your mother should have swallowed you!

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sparkthatbled Registered User
#287

"Stirring the Porridge"

...gick!

Bazgina Registered User
#288

body off baywatch.... face off crimewatch.

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sgb Registered User
#289

Look at her she's gorgeous

I'd use her ****e as toothepaste

Mickey H Registered User
#290

Classic from an elderly neighbour: "She has a face on her that would turn back a traveller's funeral".

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Dave! Moderator
#291

Rough as a badger's arse

_Tyrrell_ Registered User
#292

WD40 couldn't even get the rust off your flaps...

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Unique User Name Registered User
#293

Person 1 - "You're a homo"
Person 2 - "You're a homo"
Person 1 - If I wanted my own cum back, I'd wipe it from your Mothers face.

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Makikomi Moderator
#294

She's got tits like two zeppelins in a balloon race

I'd suck farts out of her arse!.

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dj jarvis Registered User
#295

shes not suitable for soft ground

face like a bag of smashed crabs

doctor said he could not give her a smear test - why ? have you ever tried to open a toasted cheese sandwich ?

im here all week

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diabloro Registered User
#296

I wouldn't even get up on her to get over a wall.

#297

you would know shes from a shīt family just by seeing her cheap clothes and phone !!

she has no mates to go out with let alone any lad who would ride her


she is going to be as poor as her ma and she drives a 98 micra

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marcsignal Registered User
#298

you look like your da's mate......

think about it


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cruiser178 Registered User
#299

The best part of ya is still running down your ma's legs.

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#300

I wouldn't give him the steam off my p*ss.

He didn't lick that off a stone.

Ask me arse.

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