Its a flying spagetti monster!
Maybe it's my phone but that looks like a neat-o naked sexy lady in the christianity ice cream.
It seems that your magical phone is performing transubstantimasturbation.
Word of the year.
I am so jealous I didn't think of it.
I'm supposed to eat and drink what comes out!?
I like ice-cream cos it tastes good, I don't like atheism cos it was all that was left after I negated all religions, agnosticism was never an option after fence collapsed...
So enjoy your ice-cream now, cos it melts pretty quick in hell....
If ice cream can melt in hell then there must be a temperature gradient in hell. With the right heat engine we chill local regions of hell to our needs. Maybe even channel the excess heat towards heaven in the form of a pulse death ray!!!
Ye guys & gals just crack me up sometimes ......
HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE THAT THE HOLY ICE CREAM WAFERS WE EAT ARE JUST CRACKERS!!!
One would need to be crackers indeed to make such an insinuation....
I like paté on crackers.
Christianity would have kept my attention for far longer if that bland bloody wafer came with some ice cream.