I mean literally, was on a mad session last night and nearly did so this morning, plenty of skids on me jocks as evidence too, fecking cider
How much does there have to be before you class it 'cacking your pants'?
You've achieved nirvana.......
used to do it all the time but after i hit the age of about two and got potty trained, it sopped. imagine that
cmon skids and pile of ****e in your pants in your jocks are completely two different things imo, the skids are only really visible cos im wearing white ones
It's like buttering your bread, you don't need to sit the block of butter on the bread slice to have it buttered, a scrape of butter is sufficient.
Do you rub your ass crack on furniture to mark your territory too......
Its a true sign of hitting rock bottom if you have started to s**t yourself and see nothing wrong with it.
no but i like to take huge ****es in my mates gaffs and leave skidmarks on the toilet bowl after, that count
yeah but I was like 6 and got pushed too high on a swing and reacted kindly
Rock bottom is when you want to have a casual chat about it with strangers on the internet.
You really shouldn't have been allowed to drink at that age, unless it was Paddys day.
No I never cacked my pants when drunk, I did when I got the scuts but that is another story,,(Mc Donald cnuts)
Does sharting count?