#1

I intend eating a banana whilst in a nightclub. I'm curious how people would react to some guy casually walking around eating a banana in a nightclub.

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kfallon Registered User
#2

They'd prob say, "I wonder if that's the last of his five a day?"

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#3

Is that a euphemism?


Try the George.

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AngryBollix Banned
#4

It would probably grab a bit more attention if you started wanking your arse with it

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tmc86 Registered User
#5

Eating for nutritional value or using as a seductive prop?

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Downlinz Registered User
#6

Depends if this is a euphemism or not.

MonkeyTennis Registered User
#7

wont someone think of the pineapples

Tesco Massacre Registered User
#8

Don't know about everyone else, but I think it'd look pretty cool.

Then again, I think X-Works jeans look pretty cool.

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TeddyTedson Registered User
#9

Depends on the type of club it is. Just don't use your teeth and try not to gag too much on it.

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#10

If you stood in the middle of the dance floor and started ramming the banana in and out of your mouth with your bags around your ankles, slapping your bare ass while pointing it suggestively at a bunch of rough looking lads from the country I'm sure you would get a reaction.

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ronoc Registered User
#11

Attempt to chat up a girl with the cheesiest line possible.

When rebuffed remove banana from crotch and casually begin to eat it as you walk away.

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Raekwon Registered User
#12

Racist!!!

Corvo Registered User
#13

"Is that lad eating a banana?"

"He is...so...you want a yolk?"

"Yeah"

<cue music and glowsticks - Uns uns uns uns!>


Be about the sum total of it mate.

AngryBollix Banned
#14

Griffin1988 said:
"Is that lad eating a banana?"

"He is...so...you want a yolk?"

"Yeah"

<cue music and glowsticks - Uns uns uns uns!>


Be about the sum total of it mate.



Any chance of a few bangers

Mickey H Registered User
#15

AngryBollix said:
Any chance of a few bangers


I doubt it.

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