jockeyboard Registered User
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So boardsies, just wondering what is the best compliment you have gotten?
Does it count if you think the person 'may' have been lying???
Mine was from a beautician. I had had a, erm, lets say, 'extremly intimate' treatment done which involved her being very close to places people arent usually. The next day i returned to the same girl where i had a spray tan which i was completly naked.
This girl had literaly seen me all over (and practically inside out) head to toe and front to back.....
When i was paying we were chatting away and i said something bout one of the kids and she said 'what, do you have kids???'
I have three and always thought i looked like a haggard awl one but had a little spring in my step walking out
oh, and no need for pics etc etc. Dont be predictable now....

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jockeyboard said:
So boardsies, just wondering what is the best compliment you have gotten?
Does it count if you think the person 'may' have been lying???
Mine was from a beautician. I had had a, erm, lets say, 'extremly intimate' treatment done which involved her being very close to places people arent usually. The next day i returned to the same girl where i had a spray tan which i was completly naked.
This girl had literaly seen me all over (and practically inside out) head to toe and front to back.....
When i was paying we were chatting away and i said something bout one of the kids and she said 'what, do you have kids???'
I have three and always thought i looked like a haggard awl one but had a little spring in my step walking out
oh, and no need for pics etc etc. Dont be predictable now....



How was your back, crack and snatch wax?

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#3

"Jasus, you're not half the bollix everyone says you are when you get to know you"

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jockeyboard Registered User
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AngryBollix said:
How was your back, crack and snatch wax?


em, nice?

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CrackisWhack Registered User
#5

Is it still considered a compliment if the person starts laughing afterwards?

jockeyboard Registered User
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CrackisWhack said:
Is it still considered a compliment if the person starts laughing afterwards?


probably not....especially if they are trying to surpress the laugh!

#7

I've been told I have a massive knob


Or I am a massive knob

It might have been the latter actually now that I think about it

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AngryBollix Banned
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I'm usually met with volleys of punches and verbal abuse

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#9

That was... better than expected

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jockeyboard said:
So boardsies, just wondering what is the best compliment you have gotten?
Does it count if you think the person 'may' have been lying???
Mine was from a beautician. I had had a, erm, lets say, 'extremly intimate' treatment done which involved her being very close to places people arent usually. The next day i returned to the same girl where i had a spray tan which i was completly naked.
This girl had literaly seen me all over (and practically inside out) head to toe and front to back.....
When i was paying we were chatting away and i said something bout one of the kids and she said 'what, do you have kids???'
I have three and always thought i looked like a haggard awl one but had a little spring in my step walking out
oh, and no need for pics etc etc. Dont be predictable now....

Sounds more like a gynaecologist than a beautitian.

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LETHAL LADY Registered User
#11

A beautician told me I had lovely long eyelashes so I punched her in the face.

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candy-gal1 Registered User
#12

that im the nicest person, apparrantly , have the best boobs, and give the best, ahem, something

the best compliments to me anyway!

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sarah88 Registered User
#13

that i look like charlie sheen's ex denise richards, I only took it as a complement after i googled, id never heard of the woman before that

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candy-gal1 said:
that im the nicest person, apparrantly , have the best boobs, and give the best, ahem, something

the best compliments to me anyway!


Sounds great.The boobs bit especially

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senorwipesalot said:
Sounds more like a gynaecologist than a beautitian.


Making said compliment a public Cervix announcement

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