...because I think I can beat them all. I swear I considered strangling the poor little bugger to death for his own good. Sit down. Calmly take a deep breath and prepare yourself...
Max.... ffs loike.... MAX!
I bet he has brothers called rover and spot.
My uncle is called JJ. He just had a little boy and named him AJ.
Oh and Molly.
Fking child abuse, that is.
Yah Liddel Bollichs.
(overheard it in the supermarket)