Sand or Rice?
Who is your favourite world leader at the moment?
Kim Jong Un
Which do you prefer, South Korea or North Korea?
North Korea, obviously
Who ate all the prunes?
Top or Bottom?
If you had one question to ask Josef Fritzl, what would it be?
how does he like his prunes?
would you like a prune salad?
Do you have a fibre deficiency?
ask my lawyer
will you make me a coffee?
What are your plans for the day?
Time travelling to the year 2077
You want anything while I am there?
Intergalactic lazer please,plutonium powered not sulphate powered please
can you get that for me?
Sure, but I will need you sort code and bank account details. And then I can wire you the monies DIRECTLY.
So you have them numbers to hand?
Why are all the good marketing books gone?