I have a friend who put up pictures of an open casket funeral.... Not something you expect to see on a Newsfeed.
Whats up with people posting pictures of their kids as their own profile picture?!
I feel like a paedophile
It's even worse when the baby is particularly ugly, and the person gets loads of comments saying "hez gorgeuzz hun x x".
But I loved that cat. Poor old Mr Stuffins.
everybody says that about babies though don't they,i don't like it either but it's one of them lies it ok to tell or to the ugly/heavy sometimes both girl that she's stunning
"A cure for cancer has already been discovered--a special type of genetically engineered bacteria. It was created by a doctor in North Dakota (whose name I can't reveal without putting myself at risk) on December 21, 2007. But right after his discovery, the government threatened to arrest him if he released the cure, and if something isn't done, they're going to destroy all of his research. The only way we can stop them and save everyone with cancer is to petition the government to do the right thing."
That pesky government at it again. Also, I should probably say something sensationalist about large multinational drug companies I can't think of right now. Facebook, curing cancer since 2011.
Deleted my account a few weeks ago, seriously. Just got sick of facebook in general, the way everyone knows what your doing and what others are at, like people going "oh i heard someone is doing something"..."when were you talking to them?"... "oh no I wasn't... I saw it on facebook". I think facebook is just a glorified stalker site for a lot of people. And that fraping shít... in the 2-3 years I was on facebook, I laughed at probably 2 or 3 frapes out of the hundreds I saw.
I went back to good ol texting and actual real life socialising, rather than facebook chat every night. Dont even miss facebook to be honest. I feel like I have privacy again. But now theres pictures from house parties etc. that im in that go up on peoples accounts that I cant defend myself in... thats the only thing that annoys me now.
If you really felt the need to write just "bad day", I wouldn't really mind. Sure it's a bit pointless, but okay, whatever, fair enough. But why, WHY, do you need to ".com"?! It makes no sense what so ever.
Best facebook status I ever read was:
"Shaddap you face, Facebook".
this facebook thing is starting to drive me nuts, a guy from my village killed himself yesterday and within a few hours a few ****tards were posting it on facebook, do these idiots have any sense of decency?
To be honest, I find the pages that people 'like' far more cringeworthy than statuses that people post (unless they're really stupid). There are so many girls that I went to school with that 'like' pages like 'That one guy who accepts you for who you are, thinks you're pretty with no make-up on, laughs at all your stupid jokes and loves you no matter what' or 'I thought I loved you, but now I realise you're just a basterd' or something to that effect. Or people who 'like' pages that are just lyrics of Adele's sh*t songs (or some such singer).
There's this young girl too, who is a cousin of my nephew's through marriage, and while she's not my friend on Facebook (she's only about 15), I regularly stalk her because she's a f*cking loose cannon. For a 15 year old kid, her Facebook page is outrageous. She uploads pictures of herself very scantily clad. She has songs that she puts on her page that are exclusively about sex. She posts regular statuses about getting 'loaded' and having sex and calling her mother a 'c*nt' and stuff like that. Then all her stupid f*cking friends 'like' all this stuff. I never fail to be shocked when I look at her page. She's trashy as f*ck, and a horrible kid.
In fairness though, there are some people who are brilliant on Facebook. I have a couple of friends who post some really witty statuses and put up good music, and links to interesting or funny articles. When it's used correctly, it can be fun and it's a good way to keep in touch with people who live far away and who you maybe aren't in contact with everyday.
I'm a chick, and I'm not kicking with that foot, but I'll forward them on to yourself fo' shizz!
My personal favourite
Oh how I hate Facebook