cosmicfart Registered User
#1

Ever have one? Is there some sort of female version? i tell ya having a penis isnt easy. My story today begins with a female work collegue who is in the premier league of babes, the type of women that just gives a penis a mind of its own! We were talking and not for the first time el jonny began his 'ascent' and I was powerless to stop him. luckily i had the defence of a desk to hide my shame but that didnt stop other bodily tell tale signs I thought were giving the game away, like mad hand gestures pointing to other things in the room, anything to take her possible gaze away from my grochal area! I been told this is the best way of counteracting this phenomena...?...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kikMgnw1wrM

Sonics2k Registered User
#2

Bet you have other premature awkward situations to.

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Kimono-Girl Banned
#3

oh yeah all the time!

#4

Girls get "wide ons" (™ Wibbs) and slide off our chairs

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brummytom Registered User
#5

The worst is getting one on a bus just before your stop. Not fun.

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Sonics2k Registered User
#6

Kiera said:
Girls get "wide ons" (™ Wibbs) and slide off our chairs


This one really me laugh a bit to much.

AckwelFoley Registered User
#7

Its only awkward if you make it awkward.

eco2live Registered User
#8

Yes there is a female version. Its when a fanjo bangs together like a cricket and can be heard for miles. Very embarrassing for the ladies.

Vain Registered User
#9

Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts..

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#10

Tuck it behind your belt until it subsides.

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#11

Sonics2k said:
This one really me laugh a bit to much.


Not funny when you turn into a human suction cup!

eco2live Registered User
#12

snyper said:
Its only awkward if you make it awkward.


Yes you should celebrate it. Maybe tie a string to the top with some bunting and invite other members of the office to dance round it.

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Buceph Registered User
#13

brummytom said:
The worst is getting one on a bus just before your stop. Not fun.


Wear normal pants, not tracksuits.

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eco2live Registered User
#14

You can tell when a girl gets a wide on. If you are talking to her and you hear a slight echo. Then you know she likes you.

Well that and she might be twiddling her hair while talking to you.

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brummytom Registered User
#15

Buceph said:
Wear normal pants, not tracksuits.

I don't wear tracksuits, ever.


Quite lightweight jeans move in the same way

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