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A man is driving down the motorway in a lorry, a car comes up beside him beeping his horn shouting "you are losing your load" the lorry driver shouts down "would you F off" but the driver persists, "you are losing your load for miles now", the lorry driver again tells him to "F OFF". But the driver shouts again, so the driver pulls in and the driver stops, and says again look you are losing your load, "Yeah I KNOW I am gritting the roads"

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cruiser178 Registered User
#2,327

What do you get if you turn 2 blonds upside-down?

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Nodster Registered User
#2,328

Why did the baker's hands smell?


...Cause he kneaded a poo

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tfitzgerald Registered User
#2,329

cruiser178 said:
What do you get if you turn 2 blonds upside-down?

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A lot of people use smartphones these days and spoilers really do spoil the joke

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mufcboy1999 Registered User
#2,330

Am I the only who doesn't get these spoiler jokes?

What's the catch behind them honestly I'm lost lol

#2,331

i saw a sign today that made me piss myself........toilets closed

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pebbles21 Registered User
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A Nagger brings his wife to the hospital with two black eyes,bloody nose and a broken jaw

Nurse asks "What happened?"

Nagger "Shes going through the change luv!"

Nurse "you dont end up like that going through the change!"

Nagger "Ye do when its the change in me pockets!!"

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Ledger Registered User
#2,333

tfitzgerald said:
A lot of people use smartphones these days and spoilers really do spoil the joke


Tap the spoiler, it will show then. Does on mine anyway. (SonyEricsson X8)

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Wossack Registered User
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iphone you have to copy and paste it into the search box - bit finicky

Sitec Registered User
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As the nurse delivered our baby, I told my wife:

"Wow, she's absolutely stunning."

My wife looked confused as she held the newborn baby in her arms.

She said, "Dave, it's a he, not a she...

"I replied, "what do you mean? Have you seen the tits on that nurse?

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Wossack said:
iphone you have to copy and paste it into the search box - bit finicky

Tapping the spoiler works for me,are you not using the touch site??
http://touch.boards.ie

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Galway K9 Registered User
#2,337

My brother raped a hooker last week. They arested him for theft

Galway K9 Registered User
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A radio station was running a
competition – words that
weren’t in the dictionary yet
could still be used in a sentence
that would make logical sense.
The prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ: “96 FM here, what’s your
name?”
Caller: “Hi, my name’s Dave.”
DJ: “Dave, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Goan... spelt G-O-A-N
pronounced ‘go-an’.”
DJ: “You are correct, Dave,
‘goan’ is not in the dictionary.
Now, for a trip to Bali: What
sentence can you use that word
in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Goan f uck yourself!”
The DJ cut the caller off and
took other calls, all unsuccessful
until:
DJ: “96 FM, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi, me name’s Jeff.”
DJ: “Jeff, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Smee, spelt S-M-E-E,
pronounced ‘smee’.”
DJ: “You are correct, Jeff,
‘smee’ is not in the dictionary.
Now, for a trip to Bali: What
sentence can you use that word
in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Smee again! Goan f uck
yourself!”?

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policarp Registered User
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The first time I had brussel sprouts I wanted to know who made a balls of the cabbage. . .

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frag420 Registered User
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policarp said:
The first time I had brussel sprouts I wanted to know who made a balls of the cabbage. . .


D- Must try harder.

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