jaysusake Registered User
#1

I love jokes but im a disaster at telling them and remembering them, hence why I cant think of one at the minute!

Anyone else with a half decent memory that remembers a joke get it started...

Mod note.
Do not quote really long posts. Its a fcuking pain to read.

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#2

Care of AlmightyCushion ..

What's the difference between Marmalade and Jam.

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Smcgie Registered User
#3

Saudi Arabia do not sell Flintstone DVD's

but Abu Dhabi do

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0verblood Banned
#4

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish person?

None.

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boneyarsebogman Registered User
#5

Whats a sh1tzu?

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(damn censoring)

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mfceiling Registered User
#6

Why do elephants have 4 feet......................................cause they'd look silly with 6 inches

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RMD Registered User
#7

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”
The man then replies:

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#8

A woman is on a beach one day when she sees Gary Glitter.

She turns to him and says "Excuse me but you're in my son".

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BraziliaNZ Banned
#9

Women should be obscene and not heard

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Brendog Registered User
#10

A man who works in Carphone warehouse gets a text from his daughters saying,

"Dadthespacebuttonwon'tworkonmyphonesowhenyougethomegivemeanalternative"


As the man rushed home he couldn't help but wonder what "ternative" meant....

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fuzztone Registered User
#11

Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall? To see her crack.

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#12

I'll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers.

AGNB, that's bang out of order!

I'll be f*cked if this rape alarm doesn't work.

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#13

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

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#14

I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

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boneyarsebogman Registered User
#15

What do you call a dog with no ears?

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