Whatever about glasses, I think you've just made me go deaf.
Pfft - glasses are for pussies...real men use their other senses.
WHAT? YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP... MY HEARING'S A BIT DODGY.
Yes. I like to drive by sense of smell.
"Did you not see the red light Mr Walrus?"
"No, but I fúckin' heard it all right!"
It's all about the ears...
It's all about the curvature of the cornea. Laser Eye surgery just reshapes the curve so that it focuses light onto the retina correctly. A tiny lasers fires about 400 times per second to vaporise (not burn), the corneal tissue into a new very smooth shape. An eye tracker checks for movement of the eye about 4000 times per second and adjusts the laser accordingly.
It's actually quite rare for someone to have cornea's so thin that the procedure can't be done. Very unlucky.
ejmaztec Registered User
Infection-Causing Amoeba May Be Resistant to Multiple Contact Lens Solutions
ScienceDaily (July 21, 2009) — A new study suggests that some contact lens solutions do not properly disinfect against Acanthamoeba, a free-living organism in the environment that can cause a painful vision-threatening infection.
Faith+1 Registered User
You think that's bad they also said my fekcing eyes are flatter than the normal.
If you thought life was bad enough imagine having flat eyeballs
Too many years of watching porn on 2D computer screens will cause the flat eyes. Buy one of them new 3D screens, and they'll be fine in a few years.
Lucky for you then that you don't touch your eyes. The lenses touch your eyes.
Probably time you upped your prescription in that case.
kylith Registered User
Very true. I got it done in my early 20s and was wearing glasses again within 2 years.
I don't think I'll get it done again. I'm used to my glasses now. I need new lenses though.