Ehh. I think it might work better when said.
Two canibals are eating a clown: One says to the other does this taste funny to you.
Oh and does anyone remember that show they used to have on the Den where they went around the country asking kids to tell there best jokes in this little booth..One still sticks with me because of the petrified delayed delivery of the kid..
What do you call a man hanging from the ceiling?
(cue huge tumbleweed moment..)
Did you hear about the man who stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun had gone?
It finally dawned on him!
Why did the fish blush?
Because the sea-weed!
Taking a leaf out of the DOD book:
Q1:who's the coolest guy in the hospital?
Ans: the ultrasound guy.
Q2: who's the coolest guy in the hospital when the ultrasound guy's away?
why did the fish blush?
because the sea-weed!
I wanted to join the debating team at school but my friends talked me out of it
Thanks everyone who entered. We'll pick and contact the winners and announce them now.
Well which one won....just out of interest
Any Winners yet ?