spinandscribble Registered User
#1

http://www.omegle.com

And post your random funny conversations.

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Gone Drinking Registered User
#2

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


You: Whats 19 plus 1506

Stranger: 1525

You: sorry, i think you'll find the answer is: You're Gay

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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boneyarsebogman Registered User
#3

Stranger: i learned i can fall for the ones that wouldn't want me anyway
Stranger: that's true
You: you always want what you can't have
You: which is why women only want me now that i am in a relationship with someone else
Stranger: that's a classic
Stranger: you stay single, they all disappear
You: i dont mind, i've a beautiful girlfriend so they can want all they want!
Stranger: when one shows up, twenty others do
You: like buses
You: but buses aren't as much fun to have sex with
You: .. not that i've tried

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#4

Stranger: hello

You: hello

Stranger: ph?

You: scuh?

Stranger: no

You: Thought as much

Stranger: bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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norwegianwood Registered User
#5

You: why hi!

Stranger: hi stranger

You: where are you from?

Stranger: The south

You: the south of where?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

was it something i said?

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#6

Stranger: Things you can say about your new car, but not your girlfriend.

You: Rather than attempt to change the actual size of the penis, one may make it appear bigger, by trimming the pubic hair or by losing weight

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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SpitfireIV Registered User
#7

I talked to someone about cake taking over the world. 'Twas a weird conversation and as you would expect didnt last very long!

GAAman Registered User
#8

Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: so where you at?
Stranger: tx
Stranger: u
You: guessin tx=texas? Im in Ireland
Stranger: mick.
You: yank
Stranger: r u a leperchaun?
Stranger: r u in flogging molly
You: r u ur stepdad?
Stranger: go eat potatoes and die.
Stranger: sheep farmer.
You: internet hardman, you like totally rock
You: go f*ck your cousin
You: if you havent already, and if you have ask him to let you f*ck him again
You have disconnected.

I dont normally use textspeak but i wanted to put dilberts "never argue with an idiot" theory to the test

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fillmore jive Registered User
#9

Stranger: pants
You: ants in my
Stranger: AIDS
You: freddie mercury
Stranger: pistonheads
You: car
Stranger: you are good at this game


this is mental

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Unregistered. Registered User
#10

Stranger: hello
You: Hi there!
Stranger: how're you?
You: Ive been better!
Stranger: oh, how come?
You: Just have had a rough month
Stranger: oh dear
Stranger: well i hope all improves next month
You: Tell me about it!
You: Hopefully
Stranger:
You: i think im going to be evicted from where im living soon
Stranger: a/s/l?
Stranger: oh dear
You: to top it all off!
You: im 27
Stranger: that's not so ad
You: female from london
Stranger: bad*
You: but im not there right now
You: what about you?
Stranger: i'm 22, m from sheffield
Stranger: what's your name?
You: Jade
Stranger: cool, I'm daniel
Stranger: whereabouts in london are you?
You: well im not there now
You: sorry the connection up here is really bad
Stranger: nice,
Stranger: i get it

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ZorbaTehZ Registered User
#11

It's like 4chan except in realtime

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AlmightyCushion Moderator
#12

You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Are you a badger????
Stranger: i'm a beaver
You: Giggidy!
Stranger: great canadian beaver
You: What? Canadia isn't even a real country.
Stranger: then what is the usa?
You: USA is a three letter acronym. Didn't they teach you anything in school?
Stranger: united sucks ass?
You: Your name is united? How odd.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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xzanti Moderator
#13

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: asl
You: ?
Stranger: OVER 9000/mudkipz don't have sex/river
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Riveting stuff..

AlmightyCushion Moderator
#14

You: Hi.
Stranger: Hell~o
You: Is your name Waldo?
Stranger: Sorry, no.
You: Damn, finally thought I had found that guy.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Unregistered. Registered User
#15

we should have a CODEWORD, or a phrase, so we know when we bump into people from boards!!

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