Excuse me ye shower of hill billys ... i am currently situated n elphin nd it is a fantastic town so piss off bk 2 ur village!!!!!!!il hav u know tat it is very lively jus cos ye're probally a shower of stuck up f**kers!!
Ahh, Don't let them get to ya Quicky. Elphin is prob all right compared to Balla. At least the folks in Elphin live in the 21st century but when the balla crowd go out for a night they are like monkeys just been released from the zoo and they go wild!!
De never got over the fact its only a one horse town and looks like something from the wild West--try it on market day and you will see what i mean..
:psounds to me like you have "Balla" of to a T.... Ghost town comes to mind
No text speak please. Use only actual English words
The grammar police are probably going to arrest me for that sentence
You mean there are actually towns in Roscommon? Surely not!!
AHHHH!!!! I think you might have something there Jupiter Kid--its probably more of a village
Although I have seen more life in villages in outer mongolia than I have ever seen in Balla
Ballinlough is bad but Elphin gets top prize for being stuck in a time best forgotten. You could film The Quiet Man there and not have to change the appearance of any part of the long and miserable street where people park in the middle of the road, never use indicators and pull out as if they had the only car in the world. Never saw a young person yet in this town in all the times I passed through it. And why would there.
Hilarious!! and totally true!! I live near (but not in! thankfully!) aul Elphin - lol and its beyond true what you said - the middle of the street parking - the total lack of indicators & of course the lack of anyone under the age of 60 it appears (what's up with that?!?!)
"I've a feeling nobody actually lives there, its a virtual town..........maybe like the one on Blazing Saddles, You know the one they made of plywood, a decoy"
This was said previously - and also hilariously correct!! It is a virtual town!
Well i live in Elphin and Im a young person and theres plenty of young people in the town and actually quite a good night life.And you have little to be worrying you if parking on the "middle of the road" bothers you so much. How exactly does it effect you when you dont actually live there.
Ahem, it is kinda awkward when one is driving through it (preferably at high speed)
Well ya know what to do, dont come into the town!
With an attitude like that, it's no wonder Elphin is a hellhole!